Caroline🧪🎂

I am quite sure you do! We all do.. but please, go ahead, I'd like to hear yours..

Sometimes I host art nights for test subjects to paint their portal guns, where the best one gets an extra dollar in their $60 testing prize and they get to test with their bedazzled gun (until they die, in which their gun goes to the next tester in line). Test subject attendance does in fact go up!

I am holding up well! I've been really invested in our recent experiments, in which we moved on from injecting humans with bug DNA to now injecting bugs with human DNA. Flies talk at us now, it's really annoying and nonsensical. They try to reason with us not to swat them, but we weren't going to kill them anyway, not yet at least, as we're still running tests. So they think they've won, and they gloat. They are not good test subjects either, they just fly out of the course without touching any of the elements! At least we don't have to pay them. So that's what has been keeping me busy!

I had a scientist ask him what his drag name would be and he said "it's get-back-to-work-or-ill-fire-everyone-in-this-room". Further studies will need to be drawn, aka I'm going to draw him in a drag costume and he will like it.

The more scientists the merrier! You should suggest this Dottore person to come by Aperture sometime.

I think some test subjects snuck up here and took them! That or it was Mr. Johnson. Probably Mr. Johnson. He thinks they're all for him because he's the boss, when in reality they're NOT and the donuts are for everyone...

It's been incredibly hard, Mr Johnson has been staring at a whiteboard on the wall with various equations trying to figure out how any whole numbers between 2 and 4 would be possible. He's been at it for hours, I don't know if he can figure it out... very tough work... I think he's called in maybe 7 scientists to help him so far. We aren't getting any closer.

I think Aperture Investors would invest in that.

But I think any field of science is wonderful! There is so much to be explored! And I want Aperture to do as much of it as possible!

A robot built for singing.. how cool! A fancy IBM 7094!! Miku is very cute, and a great suggestion. I wonder if we could use something like her as a mascot here at our facility? Maybe singing machines could boost employee moral ✨️. I'd love to experiment more with technology like her!

I think in conclusion you need to send this cat to Aperture right away. I don't think cats are born with strings in their ear holes. I don't think that thing can hear me. I need to inspect it closer..