neither gay nor european 😔

The Poetic Boymoder vs. Insane Mutant Dog-headed Glaive Warrior

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

I heard they’re inventing pussy 2, thanks to raving reviews from the first

you called my favorite media… slop? like… for a pig? is that what you think i am? *gets on all fours* is this what i am to you? *snorts* you think i’m a pig? *snorts* *starts sniffing the ground* you think this is funny? huh? *starts squealing* WEEE WEEE WEEEEEEE… you like this? huh? huh? WEEEEEEEEEE *gets up* whatever. just forget it. i don’t care anymore.

they are replacing penis and vagina with 2 new species of terrible awful birds

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

Green + yellow + orange is a highly underrated colour combo

a big sticky bug ruined the machine with its guts. The gluey guts of the bug destroys the mechanism. The gears of the device cannot move because of the tar slop bug innards caught between the teeth. The big iron engine is smoking and sparking as a huge bug that is wettly dead starts to get cooked by friction.

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer