Radiohead Sucks.

salut. et non, not if i don’t need to be.

you should be, with a title like that. being a mercenary isn't always the best thing to refer to yourself as, ethically and legally.

SON OF A BITCH YOU’RE NOT SORRY IF YOU’RE LAUGHING

well shit guess i gotta gauge my own eyes out now huh

// it’s more like max has a 33% of the sp blogs on tumblr, edgar and molly have another 33%, and then there’s the rest of us

HEY NOW

[ i wasnt prepared for the fuckin nickleback references and i accidentally shrieked in the library god help me ]

There’s other ones lurking on the internet that block the following numbers, I believe? Mostly with Userstyles. But I hope it helps you out a little.

yeah you fuckin sicko, do it

@ boyfriend

can i call you bae.

@ everyone

1. who the hell even are you?2. take a look around at the website you're using.  where people literally think they are fictional characters.  fictionkin is a thing.  people think they are BULBASAUR IN A HUMAN BODY.

thomas. it’s alright. 

it’s been. okay i guess. haven’t gotten kicked out of another apartment, but i also managed to stay inside for three months solid . then i had a bit of a breakdown. that was fun. my cat is hassling the hell out of me, he keeps licking himself raw. it’s gross.

how about you?

right.  okay.  got it.

well, that both sucks and manages to be decent enough, I guess.  ?  like.  at least you're in a stable(ish?) living spot right now.  it's not much, but it's better to have that than to be worrying about all this shit on the sidewalk or in a dumpster.

@ boyfriend.

hi.

@ boyfriend.  nice.

what did your therapist have to say to that?

uh, yeah, for a few years in elementary school. apparently it’s still a thing with my south park alt. i used to hate the name because it was embarrassing but now i just don’t like it because it associates me with him? i guess what i’m trying to say is i “grew out” of being butters. i’m a different person now.

i don’t think i’ve watched a broncos game in 4 years, but if people were to talk football to me i’d still say they’re my team. state pride and all that.

I'm being immature.  yep.  definitely immature for not wanting to hug it out with the guy who got my parents killed, then hacked them up and fed them to me in a bowl of chili over twenty bucks.

that's just embarrassing and terrible.  stay away from it.  and them.

i know exactly what you’re talking about. i just turned all of that stuff off so I don’t have to look at it.

hi.

forget if I asked your name last time we talked?  I don't know how people remember shit from over a month ago when we only talked like once.