when i say "gotta bounce" i am referring to my tits as i run

Hahaha ha ha oh god this crashed and burned so fast, i was there for a week and two days and then i quit after a day full of verbal abuse and job threatening because of one single mistake i made on my FOURTH day ever working in that kitchen so ya know 👍👍👍

U know when ur hairs greasy and it makes u feel so so so bad about urself. And ur entire life. Everything is awful bc my hair is greasy

Imagine getting into bed and reading a book and falling asleep instead of staring at your phone blasting blue poison-light into your eyeballs for 2 hours or however long it takes for exhaustion to overpower your need to be constantly entertained

The Glee Series finale took place in 2020 where Rachel Berry wins a Tony. There are no Tony Awards in 2020. This is a continuity error literally no-one could have predicted. 

u ever seen someone SO ur type that ur blood pressure just drops