The Ass Of Carlyle

I expected a quiet wedding high above a lost city a marriage to balance on my head

like a forest of sticks, a pot of water. The ceremony tasted of nothing had little color - guests arrived

stealthy as sandalwood smugglers. When they opened their suitcases England spilled out.

They scratched at my veil like beggars on a car window. I insisted my dowry was simple-

a smile, a shadow, a whisper, my house an incredible structure of stiffened rags and bamboo.

We traveled around roads with English names, my bridegroom and I. Our eyes changed color

like traffic-lights, so they said. The time was not ripe for us to view each other.

We stared straight ahead as if we could see through mountains breath life into new cities.

I wanted to marry a country take up a river for a veil sing in the Jinnah Gardens

hold up my dream, tricky as a snake-chamber’s snake. Our thoughts half-submerged

like buffaloes under dark water we turned and faced each other with turbulence

#The holy trinity of queer agony

On Existence and the Human Experience.

Love is awful! It’s awful. It’s painful. It’s frightening. Makes you doubt yourself, judge yourself. Distance yourself from the other people in your life. Makes you selfish. Makes you creepy! Makes you obsessed with your hair. Makes you cruel! Makes you say and do things you never thought you would do! It’s all any of us want and it’s hell when we get there! So, no wonder it’s something we don’t want to do on our own.

Jeremy: Ooh, I love those!

Vipin: Great! So, what if we say all the conspiracies about Bridgewater are true-

“so we have confirmed orgy ish behavior” dean

“DUDE QUIT IRONING MY SHIRTS WITH BEER” sam

“dont tell me it tastes like chicken” sam “no sam its a lizard. it tastes like a lizard” dean

“ys it always the rich ones? like croquettes alright but uk whats great? murder” dean

“u told god to “cool it?””sam

“its like i was in a blender. set to purée a tomato salsa” cas

“what ever happened to ur super duper awesome coven? hashtag girl power” crowley

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This is mine:

The Greatest Showman (2017)