Carl…Just…Carl. 🕶️

@carl-found-the-internet

I’m Carl.

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Hello. I’m Carl. People said to do an introduction post on here. I like sour skittles, sunglasses, and space work with Grace. Think of me as your new cool uncle.

Children:

@cryptic-cryptid-creature

@will-0-the-wispp

@lovesickartgirls

@ralph1ezz

@iloveraytoroxwx

@whimsical-and-magical

@spade-the-jester

@cricketwearingsocks

@rattmann-offical

@the-archer-child-of-poseidon

@really-just-a-fox

@blondeninazenik

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Haiii! The mod for this blog is @depression-cherry-and-vanilla !! If you see me comment on a post with this acc it’s really Carl if I use proper punctuation. Also, please excuse if I mischaracterize him or sound ooc, I’m legit js a 13 yr old girl tryna have fun. <3 love ya!

#carl phm #Carl

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Father! I found a child! They asked me to be their dad! You're a grandfather now! :D

They're name is Frost! ( @thatrandomchildonurblog )

- @spade-the-jester

Oh yay. Congratulations.

can i be your child

of course. let me add you to the list.

i love you carl /platonic

I love you as well. /platonic

dad i don't wanna go to school tomorrow:(

Skip? I mean, it IS the easiest way.

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So you know where Dr. Grace keeps his snacks, yes?

Unfortunately, no...

He still hides his snacks even from me.

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Unfortunately school is starting in the morning so I won’t be able to manage this blog for about a month or so until I can get everything settled and get acclimated to school again.

Thank you, Raven.

(There’s a man in a blue sweater attaching something roughly the size of a doorframe to one of the walls in smallish pieces..)

(He seems.. frustrated, grumbling to himself about the trolley problem.)

Can I…help you, sir?

carl-found-the-internet

Yo Carl ru ok after ryland got sent to space and you had to stand there and watch him get pinned down and stabbed by a needle to put him into a coma

Honestly…

Not really.

He was a good friend of mine.

And I lost him just like that.

No amount of sour skittles could erase that.

spade-the-jester

Do you need a hug, father? :<

carl-found-the-internet

I think I would be fine without…

But—

Since you offered.

Yes.

spade-the-jester

*The vampire(?) wraps all four arms around you sympathetically.* Ok, it's alright. He's alive, and that's what matters. You can still talk to him, no?

carl-found-the-internet

I guess I can.

Thank you.

carl-found-the-internet

Yo Carl ru ok after ryland got sent to space and you had to stand there and watch him get pinned down and stabbed by a needle to put him into a coma

Honestly…

Not really.

He was a good friend of mine.

And I lost him just like that.

No amount of sour skittles could erase that.

spade-the-jester

Do you need a hug, father? :<

carl-found-the-internet

I think I would be fine without…

But—

Since you offered.

Yes.

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Yo Carl ru ok after ryland got sent to space and you had to stand there and watch him get pinned down and stabbed by a needle to put him into a coma

Honestly…

Not really.

He was a good friend of mine.

And I lost him just like that.

No amount of sour skittles could erase that.

Yayz !! So um would u adopt me ?

Of course. I’ll add you to the list.

Hey um just wondering… what requirements must one fit to be adopted by you.. (asking for a friend, definitely..)

Just be there. I’ll adopt anyone that isn’t rude or inherently a bad person.

Tag game

The 7th picture in your camera roll is how you died.

Tags below cut.

Mine is this:

iam-buckybarnes

Okay WHAT.

@rayrayhaywire @lavender-luminarie @bridgeoverstrawberryfields @xxspidey-fan69420xx @field-o-flowers @thanathecreator @ottermclusky @lovesickartgirls and open!!

lovesickartgirls

Oh…

I mean…

If he stays on Earth, we’re doomed…

But at least we can send Ryan Gosling to space!!!

@jadeydoodlebug @stardragon25 @skies-of-gray @pinaforepirate @unknownisjusthere @axeltheshark @dorian-g-r-ay @iluvizuocha @cipher-fresh @emotionalmoss @plumsodapop @tinamilolover142 @mcchill-16 @pyrovizion @tonystarkwasrobbed @sw33tlemon-rebloigs @spider-lily-theatre @poprocktrolls @dxncingwithastrxnger @novacorpseart @sk1nek0 @ryland-grace-official-account @colt-seavers-official @girlsloveconstellations @swift8gyllenhaal @firework070 @philomena-cunk-offical @elize-rose701 @starlightheffley @will-0-the-wispp @cryptic-cryptid-creature @iloveraytoroxwx @whimsical-and-magical @the-sol-eclectic @ralph1ezz @iam-buckybarnes @i-think-i-left-my-oven-on @jelly-on-toast @official-eva-stratt @osterprojectfan77 and open!

will-0-the-wispp

Rain?? DID I DROWN??

@stargirlinwater @captain-mugi-404 @jerdabigback @calwilleatyoualive @wouldntyouliketoknowweatherboy99 @jacksfoxevangeline @justcall-me-max @dazaisfavbitch+open tags

captain-mugi-404

WHAY DO I DO WHAYT

@rocky-core @averageoscfan @really-just-a-fox @thatonechaosgoose

really-just-a-fox

Guess the hotness got to me…

@carl-found-the-internet @captain-mugi-404 @jazzyious

@thechaosgoose @simon-stuck-in-a-bloodocean @simon-stuck-in-a-bloodocean @ryland-grace-official-account @dr-grace-official

carl-found-the-internet

Hey so uh…why?

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweer to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out <3

- @spade-the-jester

Thank you. I think.

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carl-found-the-internet

your gay for dad right

W-what? No.

Maybe.

Take the damn sour skittles and leave.

This is classified.

thepantheonsarchive

*grabby hands*

Skitol :0?

carl-found-the-internet

Yes.

thepantheonsarchive

DFVUQEYFVQEUOBFVQEUOFVUYQWEFCVUVQWDV UEAFVIUBYERFVIUBYRFVIBY OH MA GAH SKITOL *inhale* we havent had candy in so fuckin long

carl-found-the-internet

Just—

*sigh*

Don’t tell @dr-grace-official about this.

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Haha, small mistake on my end, reblogged with my main :(

Fixed it tho

dr-grace-official

Carl, why are you giving my children skittles? They don’t need any more sugar. It’ll make them hyper.

carl-found-the-internet

Bribery for a certain piece of information…

dr-grace-official

About you being gay for their dad? Surely theres a less-sugary bribe that would work the same.

carl-found-the-internet

What? No.

Also I’m not too sure it would honestly.

carl-found-the-internet

your gay for dad right

W-what? No.

Maybe.

Take the damn sour skittles and leave.

This is classified.

thepantheonsarchive

*grabby hands*

Skitol :0?

carl-found-the-internet

Yes.

thepantheonsarchive

DFVUQEYFVQEUOBFVQEUOFVUYQWEFCVUVQWDV UEAFVIUBYERFVIUBYRFVIBY OH MA GAH SKITOL *inhale* we havent had candy in so fuckin long

carl-found-the-internet

Just—

*sigh*

Don’t tell @dr-grace-official about this.

//mod

Haha, small mistake on my end, reblogged with my main :(

Fixed it tho

dr-grace-official

Carl, why are you giving my children skittles? They don’t need any more sugar. It’ll make them hyper.

carl-found-the-internet

Bribery for a certain piece of information…

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