I owe my body so many apologies

and my mind as well

And my heart.

And my bank account

sometimes u should accept an apology and sometimes u gotta say “rot bitch”

hi I’m a therapist some people come to me to break down severe childhood trauma some people come to me because their job is super stressful some people come to me because they’re worried all the time about stuff that they know they shouldn’t be worried about but they worry anyway some people come to me because they’re bad at focusing some people come to me because their mom said they should but they’re enjoying the experience anyway what i’m saying is there is no wrong time, reason, or explanation to come see a therapist. we’re ready for you.

a model

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

why did they give this line to the villain

Because she’s an icon

Don’t even trip when you get cut off or cut someone off. Keep that “it was nice while it lasted, but it was nice to know you” energy & move on.