actually sleeping with someone is so nice like waking up in the middle of the night and snuggling closer or lazily giving them a kiss or just feeling their arms around you squeeze slightly even though they’re in a deep sleep or handholding while you both are asleep ugh that’s that shit I like

In honor of Britney Spears’ birthday (December 2), I want to remind everyone that this woman was publically ostracized for struggling with the onset of mental illness, divorce, and losing custody of her children after years of media scrutiny and hypersexualization starting at the age of 17. No, she is not just a crazy woman who shaved her head. She’s the victim of an industry that loves to build a woman up before tearing her down.

or if you’re me and forever alone, a movie theatre where i can spread out and have a couch to myself and my food.

I mean, I’ll take either option

this is perfection.

Yes. ‘Cuddle’.

When you think you’re done washing the dishes but you look over and see them big ass pots on the stove

When you fill them with water to “soak” ️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️

I don’t think this woman is straight anymore.

This is my new favourite post on tumblr, bye

this 7 second video has no business being this funny

okay but why was he summoning pterodactyls?

I crack up every time I see this

i… had no idea martha could drag.

I remember that movie! It was on lifetime lol

This is so sad alexa disable my ability to dwell in the memories of relationships I had to leave behind

I was in a mall with my friend and then suddenly his watch started beeping and I asked him why he had an alarm set for 3:00 and he told me that it was because it was Wendy’s time. Immediately after, we found a Wendy’s and when we walked in, all the employees were chanting “Wendy’s time” and it sure was something.

sometimes i worry about the people on this website and their weird experiences and then i notice their username

sometimes i worry about my willingness to shrug off stories like that like “eh it’s wendy’s, weird shit happens there”