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it may surprise many to know, but there was a limit to how long richie could spend in the arcade. it wasn’t hard to tell how much he hated being alone. and ever since that fucking crack house, he’d been predominantly alone. alone at home, alone during the day, just fucking alone. normally he’d be the first one dragging everyone out, helping eddie come up with excuses for his mom, convincing stan it’d be worth his while. but he was so....fucking mad at bill, and underneath that was another emotion that was far easier to ignore as long as he stayed mad at bill. 

mike distanced himself. maybe he thought if he stayed away from town then it wouldn’t bother him. ben was upset—which richie had initially thought was about the clown but apparently it was about something else entirely. about what, richie couldn’t fucking say, but ben was upset enough to not want to hang out with him. stan was busy, preparing for his bat mitzvah, but richie knew better than that. he didn’t know much but he did know a lot about avoiding the fucking point. bev was on bill’s side, bill’s stupid fucking agenda of retribution or something—and richie was mad at bill so he couldn’t go be a third wheel to that shit show...which left eddie. 

he tried multiple times after eddie came back from the hospital to talk to him. Mrs. K was like a goddamn bloodhound though. she caught him every time, snapped him away. it didn’t bother him, richie was used to being trashed by adults. he was used to being trashed by everyone. karma’s a bitch, right? but what was fucked up, see, what was fucked up is that eddie wasn’t trying to see him. usually, when his mom was being a fucking bitch like this ( she was, alright, and what it’s not like he said it to her face, damn ) eddie usually found a way to convince her to fucking chill. he hadn’t gone more than a few days without seeing eddie before. now it was verging on two weeks. and he could handle losing most his friends...but he couldn’t handle losing all of them. 

He went around to the side of the kaspbrak house, slinking under the living room window where he was sure Mrs. K was watching some after hours skin flick. eddie’s room was the third window down, and when he popped up, eddie couldn’t hide from him this time. there he was, the dipshit, just laying there in his bed. richie tapped on the window. 

What was my muses 5 last sent texts yours?

⇶  [sent friday 3:35 pm] omg pls dont tell me i just saw u looking at debate club flyers are u trying to be lame if we are going to hang out u need to be better

⇶ [sent wednesday 1:49 am] whos idea was it to meet in the woods at night this is like so stupid can we meet at joshuas house again

⇶ [sent monday 10:13 am] u didnt hear it from me but dalton has a crush on u. wear something less u tomorrow and do ur hair k?

⇶ [sent saturday 9:23 pm] stop studying were going out im picking u up in 20 and there had better be eye liner

⇶ [sent thursday 2:10 pm] do u have a game today? what time?

What was my muses 5 last unsent texts yours.?

⇶ [ not sent thursday 4:56 pm] can u help me with this algebra hw?

⇶ [ not sent tuesday 3:04 am] does this shit keep u awake at all?

⇶ [ not sent sunday 12:12 pm] im sorry

⇶ [ not sent sunday 12:13 pm] it was my fault

⇶ [ not sent sunday 12:30 pm] i hope ur ok

What was my muses last snapchat to yours?

megsalotxoxo: upgrade urself

What my muse saved your number as?

Mayu 🙄🙄🙄

What contact photo my muse has set for yours?

there is no photo set for mayu. in fact there aren’t photos set for anyone except her besties...yet. eventually they’ll all get a photo. when they become hashtag tight.

What ringtone my muse has set for yours?

standard ring

How many times my muse has called your this week?

once, there was an emergency, you know, super hero duties call. otherwise she texts.

How many calls has my muse missed from yours?

mayu gave him a scathing look. “really? that’s how you’re gonna be a team player?”

joshua brow furrowed in determination. “right. right― that’s my job, i’m the guy with all the armor, i’m the tank! i’ll draw it’s fire!”

mayu glared. “i’m not pumped up, i’m focused. we’re absolutely not ready for this, but if we aren’t serious, we will die, so… focus up.”

“don’t worry, megan, ready or not, i’ll protect you!” he paused. “that sounded way cooler in my head.”

NAME. Megan Alyssa Carmichael  NICKNAMES. Meg, Megs, Meggy, Meggers (use the last two if you dare under penalty of death) AGE. 16 BIRTHDAY. August 11th ETHNICITY.  White OCCUPATION. High school junior FINANCIAL STATUS. High middle class RELIGIOUS VIEWS. Agnostic

BIRTH ORDER. second of four PARENTS. Valerie Carmichael ( mother 40 ), Jeffery Carmichael ( father 45 ) PARENTS’ RELATIONSHIP. married, high school sweethearts SIBLINGS.  Steven Carmichael ( older brother 19 ), Lily Carmichael ( younger sister 12 ), Sarah Carmichael ( younger sister 8 ) PETS. family golden named Muskrat

HEIGHT. 5′2′’ BUILD. slim HAIR. traditionally a dirty blonde, died bright blonde EYES. brown SCARS. none FACE CLAIM. Olivia Holt

MBTI TYPE. ESTJ- The Executive ALIGNMENT. Lawful Neutral  ENNEAGRAM. Between 8 and 1, The Reformer and The Challenger TEMPERAMENT. Choleric HOGWARTS HOUSE. Slytherin DISPOSITION. Judgemental and Confident

grape: somewhere fucking fun man. you know, like miami or hollywood or london. paris. uh...wheres the place where theres like the sexy ladies in the boxes? that place. do they have an age limit? i got a fake id though. 

blueberry: oh man i have so many cool ideas but i dont know which one to go for. definitely leaning towards reenacting a meme though. i’m thinking the picard face palm. 

apricot: when i’m sad? i’m not like...some bleeding heart emo goth you know? but i mean probably the same thing everyone else does. put on some south park and order in chinese food. sometimes i’ll go for a run. there’s this cool spot near the woods by my house and like i dont know five years ago my dad was gonna build a tree house there but he never finished it. so it’s basically just a bunch of wood nailed to...more wood technically but its a cool place to chill.

kiwi: i mostly fascinate myself. just kidding! not really. anyway, i guess like, oh! how stars can have babies and then still look amazing in bikinis? and then like, how someone can go outside looking like total trash. have you seen what some people around here wear? i mean i’m not pointing fingers but i’m definitely pointing fingers. 

pomegranate: i mean, i don’t really struggle with confidence but i always feel really great after a hair cut. or like, a new outfit. or even just new make up. you know little things can make a huge difference. 

20: star wars is the one with yoda right? kidding i know star wars i have class. i don’t know, i’d probably be one of those pilots who dies right away. but i’d have a bomb one-liner and everyone would remember that line, it would go down in history. people would remember my sacrifice there’d be a picture of me in every house. but definitely a good dude, you know? for sure a good dude. not a jedi. too much responsibility. 

26: oh, you know what’s the worst? you know that feeling you get...when someone totally stabs you in the back? yeah. worst sensation. i hate that. also, peas. i just hate how they have this like...popping thing going on. it’s gross. peas are gross.and then when you get a sunburn and your skin starts peeling? nasty. OH man like, when you go to fart, and then you shit a little bit? and then you gotta walk around like that until you can get to a bathroom? man.  

28: you know what, mr. franklin always tells me i’m not funny and that’s just a lie. but it hurts man, that shit hurts. uh, i don’t know. my brother told me once that if i wasn’t such a fuck that maybe mom and dad wouldn’t be—like, whatever, you know. but that’s just brother talk. i call him an ass, he calls me a fuck, it’s how we love. 

9: um...nothing, really. i’m not that weird. and i know that comes as a shock considering the rest of them are like walking human disasters. but like, i kind of have to create my own lotion scent so i buy six different lotions and then i combine them and that’s what gives me my amazing skin and lovely scent so like its worth it. 

21: i was friends with rebecca long when we were in elementary school. like, best friends, you know? we did everything together. anyway when we got to middle school she started dating lenny alexopoulos and thought she was hot shit and started spreading rumors about me. and like, remember how she always wore her hair in those two lumpy braids? well she turned into a total bitch and broke the bestie code that we swore to uphold when we were seven. so i cut off her braids. it was so funny she totally looked like a boy for the rest of 6th grade. we don’t talk anymore. oh! and i also started a rumor that she had a drinking problem and then i snuck a water bottle of vodka into her locker and she totally got suspended and her parents sent her to the problem kid school. 

25: omg no one believes that i saw chris hemsworth when we went on that trip to nyc. my phone died so i couldnt take a picture and everyone said i was lying but i wasn’t and he totally said i had a nice smile so like...whatever you don’t have to believe me i know what i know. 

1: What is the most useless fact you know?

2: What was your most awkward "hahaha...oh wait you're serious" moment?

3: What is your favorite headline from The Onion?

4: Everyone's belly button and butthole have just swapped places, how does this change the world?

5: What sounds disturbing if used with the adjective 'weaponized'?

6: What is riskier than most people might realize?

7: What was your most embarrassing moment in front of a doctor?

8: What is considered a punishment as a kid but a reward as an adult?

9: What's something you do in private that if discovered would make you seem absolutely crazy?

10: Growing up rich or financially well off, what did you think was normal until you learned otherwise?

11: What sacrifices do you make for your S.O. that they are unaware of?

12: What is an inaccurate Hollywood cliche about your line of work that makes you cringe every time you see it?

13: What are some good psychological tricks that work?

14: How would you describe Reddit to a friend who has never heard of it?

15: How would you describe Tumblr to a friend who has never heard of it?

16: What is the single most liberating thought that you've ever had?

17: If someone were to take over your body in this very instant, what would you need to brief them on?

18: What's the worst case of "spoiled rotten" that you've seen?

19: You are to curse someone you don't like with a mildly inconvenient Midas Touch, what is it?

20: If Star Wars was real life, what would you do for a living?

21: What was the most sadistic thing you did as a child?

22: What becomes 10x creepier at night?

23: What's creepier during the daytime than at night?

24: You have been darned to heck. What's it like there?

25: What is something you have told the truth about but everybody thought you were lying?

26: What sensation do you absolutely HATE?

27: What small change in a sport would make it more entertaining?

28: What's a genuinely hurtful comment you can't forget?

29: What's the most useless thing you still have memorized?

peach: do you have any piercings or tattoos?

raspberry: favorite flower?

lemon: do you have any pets? what are their names?

mango: what is your trademark?

passion fruit: how would you describe your style?

pineapple: sexual orientation?

strawberry: favorite desserts?

cherry: can you play any musical instruments or can you sing?

grape: if you could take a vacation anywhere in the world, where would you go?

banana: favorite horror movies?

blackberry: is your life an action film, a comedy, a romantic comedy, or drama?

pomegranate: when do you feel the most confident?

cantaloupe: what are your parents' names?

guava: dark & dramatic makeup or natural makeup?

tangelo: if you could be any mythical creature, which would you be?

plum: favorite clothing brands?

coconut: favorite perfume?

lychee: satin or lace?

blueberry: what do you want to dress up as for halloween?

apple: what do you use more, tumblr or twitter?

kiwi: what's something that fascinates you?

watermelon: do you have a job? if so, what is your job title?

papaya: what song describes your aesthetic?

cranberry: favorite time of the day; morning, afternoon, dusk, or night?

nectarine: would you consider yourself an emotional person?

orange: do you have long eyelashes?

apricot: what do you do when you're sad?

star fruit: favorite sea creature?

name: Wrigley Thompson

class: Healer

Element: Natural (Plants)

In Form Abilities:  significant plant growth, concentrated healing, communication with animals, extensive potion and elixir knowledge

Out of Form Abilities:  minor connection with animals, minor plant growth and healing, healing of minor wounds

CANNOT DO: animal control, animal summoning, plant manipulation to the extent of having something appear where there is nothing or having something grow in an unnatural fashion, cannot cure limb loss or regrow body parts. can only heal significant injuries to the point of making them no longer life threatening, after that he can treat with salves and potions (he can entirely heal small injuries).