KARKAT: GREETINGS YOU WORTHLESS FUCKING SLOBS, MY NAME IS FUCKING KARKAT VANTAS AND THIS IS MY SHITTY BLOG THAT MY ANNOYING HOOFBEAST LOVING MATESPRIT EQUIUS TOLD ME TO FUCKING MAKE KARKAT: I'LL BE FUCKING FRANK WITH YOU THIS SITE FUCKING SUCKS AND I FUCKING HATE IT HERE, HALF OF YOU ARE EITHER THINKPAN RUSTED IDIOTS WITH A GOG DAMN HOLE DUG INTO YOUR FUCKING SKULL OR A EGOTISTICAL FUCK WITH A SUPERIORITY COMPLEX THAT WOULD EVEN RIVAL THE MOST HIGHEST SELF FUMES HUFFING HIGHBLOOD IN ALL OF PARADOX SPACE KARKAT: ALRIGHT NOW THAT'S OUT OF THE WAY, I'M 21 YEARS OLD (SINCE NOW APPARENTLY FUCKING HUMANS ARE TOO STUPID TO MANAGE OUR AGES IN FUCKING SWEEPS) I RUN THIS BLOG AS MY MAIN ACCOUNT WHERE I GET TO FEED YOU MINDLESS FUCKS SLOP RELATING TO ART OR JUST THINGS I DEEM TO BE "COOL" OR "PRETTY", IF YOU WANTED A FUCKING "AESTHETICALLY" PLEASING TUMBLR THEN THIS ISN'T THE FUCKING PLACE TO BE NUMB NUTS.













