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it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

my d.b. cooper theory is that the rapture happened while he was falling and he was the only christian worthy of heaven

first mammoth to get hit with a spear mustve been like actually fuck you for real

I think this applies to every mammoth hit by a spear

no the rest of them didn't mind

when i die ill go to heaven and the real gun emoji will be there waiting for me

there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

an ornithologist pointed a microphone at a bird sitting alone on a wire and caught the sound of the bird singing a song at a decibel so low that it would be impossible for another bird to hear it, meaning the bird was singing quietly to itself I love life

that guy who went to space and said something along the lines of how it shattered his illusions about the wonders of the universe entirely because it was just cold and empty and dead and vast and everything worth marvelling at was back down on earth. yeah