please consider following my multimuse sideblog, we have:
- oliver bloom. he dreamed of being the best goalie in the league, and is now probably the most calm referee instead. he's got big ears, a soft smile, and is continuously putting himself in danger during scraps and pile ups.
- marjorie weaver. a shitposter turned social media manager. she knows far too much about hockey, has gremlin tendencies, and has four fake teeth. she also very obviously quit some form of professional hockey, but you didn't hear that from me.
- martin fontaine. two-time cup champion with a constantly tired look about him. he's retired, old, and is constantly the focus of jokes on the air. he has zero social media, zero awareness of the internet, and always looks confused in selfies with fans.