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me: *wants to live a minimalist life with little to no clutter*

also me: I'm keeping this math assignment from 5th grade I might need it later.

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punlich

Depression Tips

Kill the gods and eat their flesh to rise above human chemicals into horrifying immortality

wordswithkittywitch

Sounds more feasible than “just think positive!”

Appreciation post for my face because I'm cute as fuck

lauren-eliza-weirdo

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

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joshpeck

talent: being able to make myself upset over literally nothing

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they-shall-inherit-the-earth

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spaceandbeyond

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the last one!!!!

Why did you become an artist?

ive always hated making money and being taken seriously

madeline-kahn

The shoulders of the women that we stand on are three American heroes; Katherine Johnson, Dorothy Vaughn, Mary Jackson. Without them, we would not know how to reach the stars.

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naturepunk

I just spent like 30 seconds straight trying to understand what was so special about “The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

“The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

brennacedria

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