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what if we pronounced female like tamale

tamale isn’t even a fucking word you fucking dipshits. the singular term is TAMAL. “betty ate a fucking tamal. plural is TAMALES. betty and the hoes ate some fucking tamales. i swear if i see another person say or use tamale i will implode. 

anyways imagine if we pronounced female like tamale

(hillary clinton voice) you’d better get yourselves to those Wet Ass Polls!

sounds like someone is a little TOO mentally ill… goodbye!

Hiring managers

living in the suburbs is like mall. Movies. Mall again. Go to target. Go to gamestop. Back to the mall. Barnes and noble. Back to the mall. Chili’s. Back to the mall. Eat hot chip. Lie. And I’m SICK of it!!!!!

Not a day goes by that I don't think of this post

he cashed the fuck out on this channel damn

please let drake look like a sensitive barista in peace

FUN SCIENCE FACT OF THE DAY: “EpiPen” (the trademarked brand name for a common auto-injecting allergy medication) is actually a compound word combining the terms Epic and Penis

Is she ok?

yeah but she died 

Me every time I go into my room

me trying to achieve inner peace

me after my 15 min break at work

me after sleeping a healthy 8 hours

me at the end of a two day weekend