Sup?

And if YOU get this message in the future DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE CLINK ON THE LINK I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD I WILL CUT YOUR HANDS OFF

A warning to all of my followers there no such a thing as @exposingthoselosers I just thought any form of information is good and can protect my followers from getting their phone or any other devices hacked if you’re connect to the wifi they might hack all of the devices connected.

DO NOT FUCKING CLICK ON ANU LINK YOU GET NOT EVEN FROM UR FRIENDS ON TUMBLR BECAUSE THEY COULD GET HACKED 👀

The inclusivity of Cloak is amazing!

Let’s compare other big brands, things that sell clothes sorta similar to Cloak:

I chose three brands; Under Armour, Nike and Victoria’s Secret Pink (which sells athletic/lounge like wear).

Besides the fact that these brands did include models of different races on their website (which I was happy to see), when it came to various body types? Pretty much the same across the board. Athletic, skinny, ‘perfect’ body types. (I was going to also use Hot Topic for a completely different branding type but they have actually added an array of plus size models so that made me quite happy!)

Ok so let’s compare that to some of the models on Cloaks website:

I don’t have an Instagram but here’s my ideas for @cloakbrand Cloaks

Everyone and their dog has been suggesting these to the bois and I wanted to throw my hat into the ring. :P

I know these are super sketchy but it’s open for changes to be made

Can sucking dick be considered cardio?

I know it sounds crazy…

…CRAZY LIKE A DICK SUCKING FOX!!

But hear me out ok? What if when your gobblin on that schloonger you take into consideration the fact that you’re basically doing some pretty advanced high-altitude cardiovascular training. You know, like this:

But instead of a mask it’s a dick. You’re like Bane but with a dick in his mouth. And instead of running you’re head-banging like you’re at a rock concert. Anyway, just food for thought.

I’m so glad I can share my intimate thoughts and concerns with you guys. I feel like I can finally be open with you.

Much love. Stay woke. Suck well.

IT’S TIME FOR THE SKELETON WAR BITCHES