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My name is Brett Cline and I owned and managed Sydney's biggest and best antique store.
I was recently divorced after 30 years of marriage and to keep my mind occupied out of work hours I have been going to a lot of markets and garage sale in search of something interesting to sell in my store.
On Friday night while I was online I had a quick check to see if there were any garage sales nearby in the morning close to my home and to my delight I found one just a few suburbs away at Rose Bay.
I like garage sales because most people don't know the value of what they are selling.
Every now and than I come across a precious piece of jewelry a family heirloom or a valuable work of art that have the potential to be worth thousands of dollars for a measly few bucks.
I arrive precisely at 8am and already there are half a dozen other bargain hunters searching through the tables for kids clothes, plants and bric a brac all the usual stuff found at a garage sale but my eyes are focused on finding the gold at the end of the rainbow.
After ten minutes of fruitless searching I am just about to give up when I notice the neck of a green bottle poking out from behind an old heater.
As soon as I pick up the bottle my heart starts racing because it looks exactly like the bottle on that old TV show 'I Dream Of Jeannie.'
The bottle stands around 40 centimetres and is inlayed with fake rubies, sapphire and is decorated with gold leaf.
There is no price label so I ask the lady holding the sale and she tells me that I can have it for five dollars which I gladly hand over.
I am not expecting to make much of a profit but you never know.
One mans junk is another mans treasure.
An hour later I arrive at my antique store aptly named 'Artisan Treasures' and after parking out back I enter the store and am pleased to see quite a few people inside including my business partner Casey Lamborne.
Casey is 28 years old with shoulder length blonde hair and a bright personality who has a passion for antiques and history.
We first met at university back in the 1990's and discovered that we shared similar interests so we become friends and eventually business partners.
'Hello Brett what have you got there" Casey enquires.
'Just an old glass bottle I bought at a garage sale this morning, It caught my attention and hopefully we can sell it for $200 or more.'
'Give me a look' Casey demands because she is an expert on antique bottles and such.
After a close examination with a small loupe' Casey whispers excitedly 'Brett I believe that this bottle is thousands of years old, made from pure jade with Ruby, sapphire and diamonds and of course the gold leaf.'
I grab the bottle from Casey and gave it the once over including the base 'Holy shit there is something inscribed here, can you hand me you loupe?'
'Yes it is just what I thought, it says 'MADE IN CHINA'.
'What' Casey screams 'Give it back to me, you are mistaken.'
When Casey notices that I have been pulling her leg she smiles 'Why you bastard I could kill you.'
When we both settle down I tell Casey that I think it would be wise to get another expert opinion so I take a pic of the bottle and attach it to an email that I send to my old professor of History & Antiquities at Sydney University Dr Alfred Pennyworth.
Alfred sends me a text saying that he is excited by my find and will drop by in an hour or so plus he informs me that it would be wise to put the bottle in the safe for safe keeping.
Unlike his namesake from Batman who is a calm efficient butler the Alfred Pennyworth who just walked into my establishment is a bundle of nerves who always dresses like a relic from the 19th century but he most importantly is a great friend and colleague.
'So tell me more about this bottle of yours Brett.'
'It caught my eye at a garage sale so I bought it as a curio piece but Casey thinks that it could fetch a lot of money.'
At the mention of her name Casey joins the conversation 'i believe that the bottle is made from pure jade with precious gem inlays and originated from the Bulgarian, Hungary region around the beginning of the 9th century.'
'I need to go guys, my wife wants me to get something for dinner ' Alfred says 'And Maggie likes to eat at 6 o'clock sharp.'
'Yep, I need to do some shopping, so come on Alfred I will walk you to your car.'
After Casey and Alfred leave I close the store for the day and go back into the office and open the safe and grab the bottle.
I place it on my desk where I begin to rub at the dirt and grime that has built up over the years.
Remembering Alfred's comment about a genie I chuckle as I remove the jade stopper and peak inside but the bottle is empty.
Noticing a stubborn spot on the neck I spit on the polishing cloth and gave it a little rub but the spot refuses to budge so I rub a little harder and to my surprise the bottle begins to shake and a huge orange cloud emerges and begins to spin fast like a mini tornado.
I wave my hands around and soon the cloud dissipates leaving behind a short balding guy wearing bright purple pantaloons with a matching turban.
We stare at each other for a few seconds before the genie proclaims 'I am Blat master genie from Bucharest and I was born in the year 1146 but pray tell me where am I and where are all of your goats and sheep?'
I can't help but laugh at the absurd comment 'My name is Brett the owner of this fine establishment and sorry but I don't own any livestock and today is the 10th October 2023 oh and you are currently in Sydney Australia.'
'I have never heard of such a place' Blat responds 'But first off please me tell that you have a larder full of chicken livers and pigs feet?
'Sorry again but I can make you a vegemite sandwich or perhaps you would rather cheese on toast?'
Thinking that Blat wouldn't appreciate the taste of the Australian delicacy I quickly make the toasties which the genie eats gleefully.
'Very nice, now to business what is your first wish?
I am suddenly very nervous because I don't want to waste any of my wishes.
''So Blat how many wishes do I get exactly?
Blat who reminds me of Mario from those video games ponders my question 'Well Brett if you will be my master for eternity I will grant you three wishes per year but I warn you Brett that if you promise to be my master and then break that vow I will destroy you.'
'But enough talk, what do you wish for?'
I want to tell Blat that I was really hoping for a young blonde genie like the one in that old TV show plus I don't really want to be anyone's master but a shitload of wishes is hard to resist 'Okay Blat I will be your master and I am hungry so i will make us some more cheese toasties while I think about my wish.'
A few minutes later I return to the office carrying a tray of food and coffee to see Blat waving a small gold wand around 'It has been a while since I have granted any wishes so permit me time to hone my skills.'
'Um Blat in what year did you actually grant your last wish?'
I can see Blat thinking inside his head 'I believe that it was in the year 1399 so six hundred years or so.'
The two us eat and drink in silence and as we do I take in the shabby looking office and say 'Blat my first wish is for a brand new office with all of the mod cons.'
Blat stands wiping his hands on his pantaloons and begins waving the wand around but nothing happens and even when he tries again and again but still the office is unchanged.
Not only do I get an old man genie but a genie who can't grant wishes 'Blat try crossing your arms and blinking or if you wriggle your nose it might kick start your wish granting skills.'
Blat gives me a murderous look 'Please master I am just a bit rusty 'tis all.'
Then I am brought back to reality but a loud tapping on the front door and when I stick my head out of the office I see Casey beckoning me.
I wave back telling her to give me a minute 'Quick Blat back in your bottle I have a visitor.'
Blat shakes his head 'Master I have lost all of my powers so I can't return to my bottle until I have rectified the issue.
'Fucking great' I mutter in dismay.
THE END.
Part Two coming soon.
'White Raven.'
The following story is about a killer who is being shadowed by a white raven.
On the evening of 25th January 1975 fourteen year old Mortland Arbuckle is riding his brand new Schwinn bicycle along the banks of a river on his way home from school.
Mortland would be considered good looking if not for a face full of acne and greasy blond hair plus a unpleasant demeanor that comes with being a spoilt rich kid.
The Arbuckle family is well known in the oil and gas industry across the globe so young Mortland thinks that the family money will protect him from any consequences due to his actions.
Mortland has a secret and he hopes that the river has hidden any evidence of his misdoings because he fears that even the Arbuckle name wont be enough to save him this time.
Yesterday was bright and sunny and Mortland was in a good mood because after weeks of asking the most popular girl in his class to go out with him, Erica Ellis, a happy sweet girl from a loving family agreed and so after school the pair strolled to a secluded spot on the banks of the river.
Mortland was anxious but hopeful of finally losing his virginity and after necking and fooling around a bit Erica grew frustrated with Mortland's inexperience 'What are you doing ? A ten year old boy would be a better fuck than you, now get off me before I scream for help.'
In a rage Mortland puts his hands around Emily's throat and squeezed tight so tight that one of her eyeballs popped out and hung down her cheek by a thread of fiber.
Panting heavily Mortland looks around in a panic but lucky for him there is no one around so he quickly fills Erica's pockets with pebbles and dirt than he starts dragging the body towards the bank of the river but he hears voices getting closer so he covers the body with pine needles and when the coast was clear Mortland went home un noticed.
Now as he approaches where the spot Mortland half expects the body to be gone but after scrapping away the pine needles Erica's face looks up into the sky.
Mortland avoids looking at the damaged but he does notice a gold bracelet on Erica's left wrist that would be a good souvenir to take back home but as he fumbles with the clasp he is interrupted by a loud noise CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW.
On a tree branch a large white raven stares at Mortland with menacing yellow eyes causing him to stumble and fall in fright but he is an Arbuckle after all so he works up the courage and drags the body to the bank of the river.
Looking back to make sure that the raven isn't about to attack Mortland bends down and rolls the body into the swirling river where it sinks into the depths.
As he furiously pumps the bike pedals Mortland doesn't dare look back but he can sense the white raven following him and just as he enters his street the raven swoops biting off a piece of the killers right ear before flying away.
White ravens are very rarely seen in Massachusetts and according to folklore the bird 'will never forget a face or a bad deed and will fly to the end of earth to avenge a wrongdoing.'
Mortland enters his house hoping to avoid his mother but as soon as he opens the door she is in his face 'Mortland Arbuckle the third, where have you been and why are you covered in mud and is that blood coming from your ear?'
'Come here Morty and let momma take a look.'
'I have told you a thousand times mother that my name is Mortland not Morty' but upon seeing that his mother is genuinely distressed he softens 'Sorry for being late momma but I had a small accident on my bike but I escaped with only a few cuts.'
'I don't know why you ride that awful contraption when we have a chauffeur who can take you to and from school in the Rolls Royce.'
Mortland loves his mother dearly but she can be a bit of a diva 'I apologize for my tardiness again mother but I like riding my bike but just to make you happy I will let James drive me to school for the rest of the semester.'
'Thank you son, now go have a shower and I will have chef prepare you a meal.'
After showering and eating a fine souffle Mortland goes up to his room on the third level to play video games and watch TV but his mind is elsewhere so after ten minutes he removes his ear buds careful not to touch his tender earlobe and stretches out on his bed and begins to relive the moment when he squeezed the life from a fellow human being.
Lowering his pajama bottoms Mortland begins to stroke himself faster and faster as he fantasizes about killing over and over knowing that the Arbuckle name will surely stop him from being punished for his crimes.
Mortland is one happy camper on the verge of exploding when a series of tapping sounds come from outside his bedroom window causing his cock to shrink into obscurity.
Seeing that his bedroom is three story's high Mortland knows that it isn't one of his friends outside playing a prank but there is only one way to find out what is causing the sound so after climbing out of bed Mortland opens the curtains than jumps back in surprise.
On the window sill is a gold bracelet and a human eyeball and when Mortland has a closer look notices the initials E.E so there is no doubt that the bracelet and eyeball belong to Erica Ellis who's body lies on the bottom of the river.
So how in the fuck have they made their way up onto my bedroom window sill?
Mortland opens the window and grabs the ghoulish items from the sill, he hides the gold bracelet under a bottom drawer than he fills a glass of water from the ensuite and drops the eyeball inside.
After putting the glass on a bedside table Mortland closes his bedroom window than he notices a white shape in a tree outside.
Pressing his face against the window a white raven comes into focus.
Now Mortland knows that the white raven is responsible for the late night visit to his window sill but more importantly the bird has become a mortal enemy.
Afraid that the white raven might crash through the window Mortland doesn't get much sleep that night and when James the chauffer drops him off at schools he expects the cops to be waiting for him but when his first class for the day begins and still no police Mortland relaxes and goes back to being the arrogant self centered asshole that he has always been.
Science is as boring as usual and Mortland is struggling to stay focused but his classmate a geeky teachers pet named Samual Jenkins brings him back to reality ' hey Mortland, have you heard about Erica Ellis?'
Mortland instinctively looks over to an empty school desk normally occupied by Erica who is of course now feeding the fish on the bottom of battle river.
'No Samual what happened to Erica?'
Leaning in close Samual whispers 'The police found her body floating in the river and get this, she had been strangled and one of her eyeballs is missing.'
Mortland tries to stay calm at this latest development but he can't stop his hands from shaking 'Hey are you alright Mortland? I didn't think that you and Erica were that close.'
'I am good Samual now shut up for a while will you?
While Miss Frost waffles on about neutrons and atoms and crap Mortland suddenly remembers that he forgot to hide the floating eyeball in his room before coming to school.
Before he can make up an excuse to go home early the vice principal Mister Blackmore enters the classroom and after a quiet chat with Miss Frost takes charge. 'I have some bad news, your friend and classmate Erica Ellis was found deceased this morning by the police.'
Most of the students start crying while others are dumbstruck by the news.
'Please everyone I know that the news is very distressing but you need to gather your belongings and make your way down to the cafeteria.'
'The police will be waiting for you to arrive and they will have some questions so please tell them everything that you know about Erica's last movements.'
Mortland is tempted to run down the back stairs to escape but that route is blocked by a few security guards so he has no choice but to follow the other kids down to the cafeteria.
Thirty bewildered children quickly settle into a chair at a table with their friends pretending not to notice the six police officers standing with their arms crossed.
Mortland sits at a back table with Samual Morgan his only friend at the school.
The officer in charge, Det Corboudt, a grizzled middle aged white man in a crumpled old suit steps forward and holds up a hand for silence 'First of all I am sorry for your loss, I have been told that Erica was a very popular girl at school and she will be missed by all of the students and teachers alike.'
'As you can well imagine his family is devastated by the this horrible event and I have informed them that I will leave no stone unturned in an effort to catch the culprit responsible for her murder.'
'The other officers and I will speak to all of you individually and after you have been interviewed you will be allowed to go home early if one of your parents will be home, if not remain on school grounds until a parent or guardian comes to pick you up.'
Twenty nine of the student are stunned by the news that Erica was actually murdered 'A gold bracelet that Erica always wore is missing plus a piece of her remains is yet to be located.'
Now please stay where you are seated until one of the officers pulls you aside to ask a few questions.'
For the next ten minutes or so Samual talks non stop and Mortland is tempted to punch him in the face to shut him up, instead he tries to focus on what kind of lie he can tell the cops to keep them off his back'
The cafeteria is now half empty with only a dozen students left to be interviewed by the police but than all talk stops and everyone looks over to the main doors where a white raven is tapping on the glass to gain entry.
A security guard opens the door to shoo the bird away but the raven is to smart for the guard and calmly walks to the cafeteria holding clumps of hair in its beak.
Mortland knows that this has to be the same white raven that visited his window sill last night so he tries to sink in his seat and disappear from view but deep down in his black soul Mortland knows that the jig is up.
The white raven strolls between the tables searching for a particular student and when he locks eye with his enemy the bird flies up onto the end of a table.
The raven walks three feet and drops the clump of hair directly in front of Mortland who is staring straight ahead too scared to move.
Without warning the white raven attacks Mortland with it's talon's and beak leaving behind deep bloody grooves down both sides of his face but even now Mortland doesn't move a muscle to protect himself.
The raven with its mission complete flies out the cafeteria door and disappears into the great wide open.
Det Corbouldt stands in front of Mortland with menace in his veins 'Well son what do you have to say for yourself? Tell me what you know and than I will have your injuries attended to.'
Mortland stands and looks directly at Corbouldt 'You want to know what I did copper? Well I killed the bitch with by bare hands but do you know who I am ? My name is Mortland Arbuckle, you know the famous Arbuckle's who have more money than you could ever make in a thousand lifetimes.'
Two policeman walk up to the killer and place him in handcuffs and begin to take him away but Mortland isn't finished yet 'My daddy will make sure that I never spend a single day behind bars, what do you think about those apples copper?'
Three months despite Mortland boasting about his families influence and money he was sentenced to a juvenile facility until the turns eighteen, than he will spend the rest of his life in jail with no chance of parole.
At juvenile hall Mortland after a few arguments and fights with the other delinquents emerges as top dog and after learning from his lawyer that his father has finally come through and has bribed a few guards to look out for his son and give him all privileges allowed.
But of course Mortland doesn't behave himself after knowing that he is protected instead he attacks some of the other boys and has them perform sexual acts on him and even after the guards tell Mortland that aren't able to protect him 24/7 so he better pull his head in or someone is likely to chop it off if he continues to abuse the system.
A year later Mortland is out enjoying an hour of sunshine in the exercise annoying the shit out of the guards watching him when he is broadsided from behind and falls to the ground stunned.
The three guards burst out laughing but quickly grow quiet when Mortland gives them a dirty look.
After the brazen attack the white raven responsible flies in circles around its target a few times before swooping down and unleashing a fecal bomb onto Mortland raised forehead.
CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW.
Enraged Mortland orders one of the guards to bring him a towel and after he wipes the deposit from his face Mortland smiles and looks up into the sky 'Alright little birdie if you want to play dirty, just remember two can play that game.'
A few days after his encounter with the raven Mortland walked into the cell of a 15 year old from Boston named Lonesome Pete Peterson who despite being deeply disturbed has a reputation as a up and coming tattooist.
Peterson who sort of resembles the blues guitarist Kenny Wayne Shepherd snarls 'What do you want motherfucker?'
Mortland is tempted to skin the little runt alive but is in need of a tattoo so he smiles 'Sorry to interrupt but I need some ink done.'
''Do you now, let me check my appointments for today' after a few seconds the psycho continues 'Sorry booked solid for the rest of the week, how about 9am next Tuesday?'
Seeing that Mortland is about to explode Peterson calms the waters 'Well what do you know it looks like I am free after all, so take a seat and lets get started.'
After perching himself on the edge of the toilet Mortland tells Peterson that he wants a small tattoo of a white raven on his left upper arm.
As he works Peterson whistles The Neil Young son 'Cortez The Kiler' which isn't to Mortland's liking so he decides to start a conversation 'So tell me Peterson, how did you get the nickname Lonesome?'
'Well it is a funny story but a couple of years ago me and a few friends were in my room at home playing Minecraft and the three of them thought that it was a good idea to laugh at me when I struggled with the controls so I reached under my bed and got my baseball bat and smashed the fuckers into a pulp until I was left by my lonesome.'
'Now shut the fuck up and let me concentrate or the needle might slip, by accident you understand?'
Mortland understands the treat very well but again he controls his temper until he walks out an hour later with a cool white raven tattoo.
Over the next eight months Mortland to the surprise of everyone becomes a model prisoner spending his time visiting the library and occasionally he would visit Peterson to get another white raven tattoo.
On the morning of his transfer to the adult jail Mortland is escorted into the wardens office by two guards.
'Take a seat Mister Arbuckle' says Warden Mitchell who Mortland was hoping to kill before his time was up but alas' I must say that I am mighty impressed by your behavior in the last year or so and I wish you well and if you knuckle down and stay out of trouble, who knows you might get paroled in 40 years time.'
The warden gives Mortland a smug look 'Now get out of my sight before I can come up with an excuse to have you executed.'
The guards drag out of the office and push him towards his cell 'Go and grab your belongings Mortland and be quick about it.'
'I don't need anything to remind of this shithole so lead the way princess 'Don't be a smart ass Arbuckle, Oh and by the way your father sends his regards and told me tell you that your time in jail will be fleeting and that he has plans to gain your freedom so hang tight.'
When they approach Petersons cell Mortland asks if it is alright to go and say goodbye to his friend? 'Yeah but no funny business we will be right outside.'
'Hello Mortland what brings you here this fine morning?
'I am being transferred today so I thought I would come to say farewell to an old friend.'
Peterson is put off by Mortland's friendliness but stands up to shake hands and as they shake Mortland whispers 'Nobody threatens me Peterson nobody.'
Before Lonesome can pull free Mortland slips a small shank from his sleeve and drives it between two ribs puncturing the heart.
'Goodbye motherfucker, sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bight.'
The two guards are visibly shaken when Mortland emerges holding a bloody shank 'Hide this for me' Mortland demands as he hands the weapon to the smallest of the two guards a rat faced man named Warren Trucks.
Derek Haynes a huge black man who's uniform threatens to burst at the seams grabs Mortland by the arm 'You have just put me and Warren here in deep shit so tell your father that your little escapade will cost him an extra $5000,000.'
Consider it done asshole, now get me out of here before I ring daddy and tell him that you two twerps have been a huge disappointment because if I do tell him you pair of miserable cunts will disappear in the wind never to be seen again.'
Haynes and Trucks wisely stay quiet because they have seen what Arbuckle is capable of so after handcuffing him into the back of the prison van they walk away to clean up the mess that Mortland left behind.
After all of the paperwork in is order the van leaves juvenile hall on its way to Bridgewater Penitentiary.
Ten miles into the journey the van is run off the road by a huge military style jeep and eight men jump out holding automatic weapons and the driver and passenger surrender.
After pistol whipping the two guards one of the masked men grabs the key ring but it takes a few minutes for him to open the back of the van but when he does he is confronted by an angry handcuffed Mortland ''About time you stupid fucker, now open the cuffs before I kick your teeth in and leave you for the buzzards to eat.'
The man shakes his head in disgust than quickly removes his balaclava 'Daddy what are you doing here?
'I have come to rescue you, you ungrateful piece of shit.'
'I wanted to leave you in prison to rot but your mother insisted that you were worth saving so come along the helicopter will be here shortly.'
'Good I can't wait to get home and give momma a big hug.'
'Are you some kind of idiot? There is a price on your head and home will be the first place the authorities will go.'
Soon the sound of an approaching helicopter is heard and after landing father and son board and strap themselves in and the chopper takes off.
'Where are we going Daddy?
'I am just along for the ride but you are going to Alaska and don't even think about coming back to Massachusetts or anywhere on the mainland for that matter because if you do I will have you shot and buried in an unmarked grave.'
'Mortland you have brought nothing but shame to the Arbuckle name and reputation and for that I banish you to a life in the wilderness but and this is your mothers doing, you will be given an annual allowance and a room at a motel rent free.'
'Also when we land I will hand you $10,000 but remember if you ever try to reach out I will have you hunted down and shot.'
Besides the noise of the helicopter the two hour flight to Anchorage is in taken in complete silence.
Mortland only 18 years old is now without a family and without hope and when the chopper lands the disembarks with $10,000 and a stinging rebuke from his father 'Goodbye son may misery and sorrow be your constant companion through whatever remain of your life because that is all that you gave to me to me and your mother.'
THE END.
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Drop Bear
The following story is about drop bears, do they exist or an urban legend?
A large tour bus arrives at Katoomba, just outside of Sydney and thirty Japanese visitors disembark eager to explore the blue mountains to see The Three Sisters, Jenolan Caves and hopefully get up close to the local flora and fauna.
Even though there aren't any crocodiles this far south there are plenty of other creatures like a dozen different species of snake, spider, scorpion and if the Japanese tourists are foolish enough to dip a toe in a rock pool animals such as the blue ringed octopus and the platypus are all capable of delivering a deadly toxin that can kill a person within an hour.
So beware be very aware.
The tourists walk along a well beaten path taking pictures of the local wombats and kangaroos that nibble the grass growing along the pathway also nearby a group of emu's eat completely ignoring the giggles of enjoyment from the path.
If the tourists knew that a large male kangaroo can stand ten feet tall and has sharp toes that can rip a person open that wouldn't be laughing plus even the dumb looking emu if cornered will deliver a sharp kick that is also capable of disemboweling an unwary tourist.
But the most dangerous animal in Australia is a rarely seen marsupial called the drop bear.
Similar to koala's that eat nothing but eucalyptus leaves the drop bear is completely carnivorous and their favorite food is lizard, snakes and even small wallabies but for a special treat every now and then a drop bear will feast on the flesh of a local or a tourist they aren't that fussy.
But there hasn't been a confirmed sighting of a drop bear since 1975 so this group of Japanese tourists should be safe but no one really knows what is lurking in the Australian bush.
At midnight five of the Japanese tourists decide to visit the Janolen Caves late at night to see some glow worms.
The caves are off limits after 5 pm but the tourists feeling restless cooped up in a small motel room venture out carrying lanterns.
They are fascinated by all of the beautiful wildflowers growing everywhere and make what would become a fatal mistake by walking off the track into the bush.
As the group tramp through the undergrowth they awaken different varieties of birds who majestical calls lure the tourists even further away from safety.
The leader of the group calls the others closer to inspect a patch of bright orange daisy's and while they bend over to get good photos ten koala like creatures drop down from a eucalyptus tree.
With a quick bite to the back of the neck the tourists are dispatched and the creatures begin to feed
Sakura Hina the youngest member of the touring party at just fourteen managed to roll away from the carnage and hide behind a log.
Somehow the girl managed to stifle her cries as she heard her friends being eaten but thankfully the feast didn't last long.
After eating most of the flesh the creatures dragged the bodies back up into the trees where they began to break bones and suck the marrow out.
Sakura silently slipped away and ran a couple of kilometres back to the motel where she collapsed in terror.
When asked where her friends were all Sakura could manage to say were two words 'drop bear'.
An hour later two uniformed police officers arrive at the scene and asked the remaining Japanese tourists who were wise to stay inside their rooms 'What can any of you tell me about your missing friends?'
Unfortunately the tourists can't speak much English but a young girl wrapped in a blanket points out into the bush 'Drop bear kill them.'
Constable French a veteran of the police force who judging by the size of his stomach is in no condition to go searching the bush for a mythical creature of the night tells his young partner Constable Pettigrew to go have a look.
'But Sir shouldn't we call for backup first?
'What are you afraid of Eric? Drop bears don't exist , now go search the area and report back pronto.'
Eric Pettigrew is a tall skinny lad fresh from the academy 'Sir surely you know that a drop bear was sighted back in the 1970's so maybe it would be wise to cordon off the area and wait for more squad cars to arrive.'
'Oh for God's sake Pettigrew surely you don't believe in that hogwash? but to make you happy stay here and try to get some more information from the guests while I take a quick look.'
Eric is about to warn his boss about the danger of wandering around the bush but when French gives him a dark look the rookie stays silent.
Under torchlight it didn't take French to locate where the missing tourists entered the scrub.
Following the trampled grass path French starts to feel a little uneasy because usually the night is full of bird calls and small animals scurrying away to hide but tonight the air is still causing the policeman to have second thoughts about being out in the bush alone.
French continues on for another 500 metres when he comes across a small clearing where it was obvious that some sort of struggle had taken place than after taking a closer look his blood turns cold because the area is splattered with blood.
Two thoughts come to French, I have just contaminated a potential crime scene and a murderer could still be nearby so he uses his radio to call Pettigrew to let him know what he found and to call for immediate backup.
Once he is satisfied that his partner received his call French takes a second or two to compose himself which was a huge mistake because a huge drop bear landed on his shoulders dropping him to the ground and with a quick twist the policeman's neck snapped like a twig.
Five creatures descended on the body and having just fed they dragged the corpse up into a tree where French was skewered on a sharp branch and left to hang twenty feet above the ground.
Back at the motel Constable Pettigrew tries his radio again but still French fails to respond, it has been fifteen minutes since he walked into the bush.
The rookie policeman hasn't yet called for backup even though he told French that he would 'Come on French answer your radio.'
When he again gets no response he grabs a megaphone from the squad car 'French backup is on the way so hang tight they wont be long mate.'
Pettigrew runs inside the motel and tells the Japanese tourists who sit huddled together on the reception floor 'Whatever happens stay inside alright? More police are on the way, you are safe here so try to relax and look out for each other.'
The frantic cop realizes that he still hasn't called for help 'Backup required immediately at the Janolen Motel, Constable French is missing presumed dead and also some tourists are also missing, not sure if the disappearances are because of misadventure or if there is a killer on the loose, over.'
BOOM suddenly the glass on the front door shatters and a lone drop bear walks into reception.
The tourists scream and cry in fright and Pettigrew manages to tell them to 'Run into a room and lock the door, hurry.'
Ten feet in front of him a crazed koala who looks like it has been taking steroids and a shitload of angry pills snarls at Pettigrew who notices fresh blood dripping down its chin.
Before he has a chance to draw his service weapon the killer marsupial sprints forward and jumps up onto the reception desk and that gives the constable an opportunity to remove his pistol and fire at the drop bear and even though they were only separated by a mere six feet the bullet missed the mark.
With a snarl the koala lunges clamping its razor sharp teeth into the throat of the young copper who unfortunately despite his best efforts soon succumbs to his injuries and the lone drop bear begins to feed.
When it can't eat anymore the drop bear drags the body outside where he is soon consumed by a hungry mob of drop bears.
Sakura the young female tourist pokes her head out of the room and once satisfied that the coast is clear she ventures into the reception area and notices the bloody drag marks leading to the front of the motel but then she hears the policeman's radio discarded on the floor 'Pettigrew what is going on? Backup will be there soon.'
Sakura picks up the radio and presses the talk button 'Drop bear hurry.'
'Hello who is this? hello?
THE END.
Part Two coming soon.
'Manic Mechanic.'
The following is a story about a very dodgy mechanic.
I am a very happy young camper who has just passed my driving test and even better my father has just bought me a an old bright blue Toyota Corolla that despite having a lousy sound system I loved that little car.
That car gave me the freedom to go wherever I wanted to whenever I wanted to and I must admit that I don't know anything about dip sticks, radiators or how to put air in the tyres.
Six months later while I was driving around a little red oil can appeared on the dashboard.
At home I told my father about the oil can and he had a little chuckle 'Son that means that your car is getting low on oil, all you have to do is take your car to a mechanic to and have an oil change plus get a service while you are there.'
'I have always taken my cars to Bill's Auto Services behind the shopping centre at Glendale, they will look after you.'
I give the auto shop a ring and book my car in for the following Tuesday.
When I arrive I tell the mechanic about the oil light 'All I want done today is an oil change and a service.'
He tells me that the customers needs always come and assures that only an oil change and service will be done and the total cost will be $159.
I am happy will that price and walk away wondering what to do with myself for the next four hours, I finally decide to go and watch a movie.
Just as I settle in to watch 'Fast & Furious 5 my phone pings apparently Bill has found a problem with the rear brakes of my Corolla, they need bleeding and the disc's need grinding.
I don't what bleeding or grinding brakes means plus everybody knows that mechanic's are not exactly trustworthy so I text back and tell Bill that all I asked for was an oil change and service so the brakes will have to wait until next time.
Bill texts back 'As well as the brakes your ball joints are worn and the rotor cuffs need replacing.'
Is this guy for real? Does he have trouble understanding basic English?
Or he is actually being truthful? because he is a mechanic after all.
I reply in uppercase 'ONLY AN OIL CHANGE AND A SERVICE NOTHING MORE.'
For the next two hours while I watch Vin Diesel do the impossible my palms sweat profusely and my nerves are completely shot as I worry what that crazy grease monkey is doing to my Corolla.
Bill is obviously one spanner short of a toolkit.
A few slices short of a loaf.
You get the drift.
As the credits roll my phone pings again, I wonder who this could be?
'As well as the ball joints, rotor cuffs and brakes your tyres need rotating plus the clutch is a little sloppy.'
Which is strange because my car is an automatic.
I text back 'JUST AN OIL CHANGE A SERVICE MOTHERFUCKER.'
My phone remains silent as I eat a bacon cheeseburger for lunch so hopefully the manic mechanic has got the message but just in case he hasn't I send the asshole a new message 'I will only pay for an oil change and a service and any unauthorized work done on my Corolla will remain unpaid for and if you continue to do any other unnecessary work I will report you to the Mechanics Board of Integrity.
I am fairly sure that this board doesn't exist.
But it sounds good.
Thirty seconds later Bill replies 'As well as the ball joints, rotor cuffs, brake overhaul, tyre rotation and the sticky clutch Your transmission is fucked and seeing that I am a nice person I will throw in a set of wiper blades for free.'
Jesus this mechanic is such a dipstick.
I hope his face gets caught in the fanbelt or exhaust pipe.
As you can imagine I was feeling a little apprehensive as I went to confront Bill face to face.
When I walk Bill approaches me wiping his hands on an old oily rag.
This fruit loop of a mechanic has a nasty look on his face as the wanders over to the front office and returns with the bill.
When I read the total I realize that I was worrying about nothing and I smile in relief $159 is all I am being charged so I reach for my wallet but Bill's voice stops me 'Keep reading.'
So I continue looking over the bill and it is a lengthy tome but when I reach the bottom I almost jump out of my skin TOTAL COST$ 3487 plus GST.
'$ 3487 you must be out of your freaking mind.'
'Plus GST young man after all I am a reputable business man so I must pay my taxes.'
You can shove this piece of paper up your fat ass because I am not paying you a single cent, see you in court asswipe.'
Bill reaches behind the counter and now he is swinging a baseball bat 'Are you sure young fellow because this bat will break a lot of bones and put you in hospital for a few months.'
I take a step back and I am ashamed to say I peed myself a little.
'Ah that's Ok I am sure that we can come to some sort of agreement.'
Bill hands me another piece of paper 'I almost forgot this.'
Expecting another bill I open the folded piece of paper YOU HAVE BEEN PRANKED.
My father steps out from behind a car laughing his head off 'Well done Bill, see you at the pub later on.
I pay the $159 and follow my father vowing revenge.
THE END.