alex

what the hell is an anti

when your mom has a sister?

I would like to take a moment to acknowledge that Ariana (a client of Scooter) congratulated Scooter on this deal on Instagram and then deleted it once Taylor spoke out.

did you learn nothing from yntcd ariana? what happened to women supporting women?

she was not aware of what the deal meant to taylor. she thought it was just a business move by her friend and manager. she also was not managed by scooter at the time of the kim k / kanye incident, so she more than likely has little to no behind the scenes knowledge of that

if u ever think a boy in class is cute just look @ him outside of class i promise you the only reason you think he’s cute is bc you have limited selection in class and your standards are momentarily lowered

turns out im a lesbian lol

im gonna go shower and become wet like a crocodile my favorite beast

please for the love of GOD stay safe

did you just tell yourself to stay safe

Self care

the wind is homophobic

Dang, you’re right.

the wind isn’t homophobic because it feels good on my asshole when I spread my cheeks towards it

can i just have one day without yall being like this

I thought “bee suit” meant like a bee costume until I read the word beekeeping

the signs

THE SIGNS

Men are bus schedules

how

Always lying

if you wake up while McDonald’s is still serving breakfast then you’re doing good

doesnt mcdonalds have all day breakfast now?

if you wake up at all then you’re doing good

omg when we thought this was called you’ll bd alright sksksks