The Way I See It...

hearing people chew is seriously the worst sound in the world

so much tension in one photo

its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier

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Genius

my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it

once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home

cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air. Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.

fucki m laughing so hard

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OH MY FUCKING GOD! I’ve been seeing these ads on the subway for the past month and I STILL have NO FUCKING IDEA what they’re advertising?!?!

was this movie even real

it was the realest shit ever. 

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dammit robert those better be clouds