Hey! Never thought I'd be here AGAIN after this site banned all of the juice. But, turns out the bird app is dead and so I'm here, baby.
NSFW Bluesky(Main): https://bsky.app/profile/sleeplesscap.bsky.social
NSFW Twitter: https://x.com/SleeplessCap
NSFW Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/SleeplessCap
SCHTREAMSY SCHTREAM *in a thicc german accent*
-> WHEN: Today! D'uh, Cap, when is it in MY time? Don't worry, pal. Here's the link to a countdown till the streams starts
-> WHAT: most likely the pornstar AU comic. This will be nsfw.
-> WHERE: Picarto.tv
I really, really like streams. They keep me productive and I get to chat with people. No voice, no ugly mug of mine - just some music (which you can mute if you want to).
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality
Anya is LIVE right now
FREE
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
SCHTREAMSY SCHTREAM *in a thicc german accent*
-> WHEN: Today! D'uh, Cap, when is it in MY time? Don't worry, pal. Here's the link to a countdown till the streams starts
-> WHAT: most likely the pornstar AU comic. This will be nsfw.
-> WHERE: Picarto.tv
I really, really like streams. They keep me productive and I get to chat with people. No voice, no ugly mug of mine - just some music (which you can mute if you want to).
Welcome to the AKOTSK fandom, where the blorbo options include the human personification of a livestock guardian dog, a single mom of six awful children, your hot college professor, drunk girlfriend (middle aged man), Kassandra but more pathetic, The Freak, that guy who shows up for a minute total, the bald ten year old, the most beautiful women, and the apple boy.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality
Anya is LIVE right now
FREE
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
It's the last day of MerMay and I remembered that once I had the determination to write 14k for an exchange.
So I'm posting this to remind myself that I had fun AND ocassionally re-read it because it's the content I wanted to read.
It's not perfect. It never was supposed to be.
I'm holding the Overwatch fandom still close to my heart. Especially the cowboy and the two old fucks who are the two sides of the same coin ;)
It would be a lie to say that Baelor did not have a certain affection for Duncan’s armour. He had, after all, commissioned it himself, a fine suit of plate modelled after the kingsguard armour but fashioned in fine, dark steel.
When Maekar had first seen it, he had laughed, and asked if Baelor truly thought that someone might forget his sworn sword’s allegiance if the man wasn’t decked out in their house colours.
Baelor had expected to feel pride at seeing his sworn sword wearing his armour, perhaps gratitude for Duncan’s service, or respect for his value as a knight and a man. He had not expected to end up naked as his nameday, straddling Duncan’s armoured thigh, facing away from him, rubbing himself off against the cool metal with Duncan gripping his hips hard enough to bruise.
During the rebellion, he saw many knights taking their pleasure from camp followers without bothering to strip out of their armour. Most tried to keep their debauchery far from royal eyes, but Baelor had frequently taken advantage of his own common features to explore some of the more unsavoury elements of his command. Little need for a disguise when most still thought of silver hair and purple eyes when they thought the name Targaryen. Even after all these years as Hand and heir, Baelor still does not flatter himself that much has changed in that regard. Still, it had meant that Baelor was able to shed his finery and go out amongst his men without being recognised. One couple had stuck in his mind, a Dornish girl stripped to her waist, slim and strong and flat as a boy, astride a man all armoured in plain steel. Others, Baelor had seen fucking in the dirt, mounting whores like dogs in the royal kennels, but something about those two had stayed with him. That night he had taken himself in hand and spilled his seed over his belly, thinking of the girl’s strong, dark hand on her knight’s steel-clad thigh, and the look on the knight’s face as she had drawn his manhood out from beneath the steel. He sees the same look on Duncan’s face now when he glances over his shoulder, though Baelor is no lovely girl draped in a whore’s silks.
Two thick gloved fingers interrupt Baelor’s musings. They slide into him with startling ease, making him gasp at the sudden, unexpected delight of it, of him, this glorious knight willing to indulge Baelor’s desires to such an extent. Then Duncan spreads his fingers and Baelor whines through his teeth, instinctively struggling against the hand pinning him. “Is this it?” Duncan murmurs. “Is this what you need, my prince?”
Baelor nods, a touch frantically. He’s taken Duncan’s fingers before, more times than he can count, but with his armoured gloves everything feels different. The warm leather is rough enough that it drags against the sensitive skin of his hole with each thrust, and each of the metal knuckle plates rub along his insides. Baelor gasps and squirms, not attempting to escape but to take more, faster. Duncan’s fingers twist and turn inside him, prying him open and finding all the familiar places inside his hole that make him wail.
“Please,” Baelor begs, over and over. He wants more, needs it, he’s slippery with sweat, rocking down onto Duncan’s fingers and willing himself to stretch wider, take more. His cock is eager, flushed and leaking seed all over the shining metal covering Duncan’s leg. Duncan ignores it completely.
I've heard wise words today. And they should be set in stone:
"Short fic is beautiful, doodles are fantastic, fandom is not a place for only polished megaworks" @itellyouthisisnottheend, anno 2026.
Have fun checking out the poorly drawn details <3
A Spicy Snippet inspired by the lovely @captainneedsnosleep 's delicious art. The full one shot isn't done yet, but I couldn't resist teasing the intro
✨️begins under the cut✨️
“Dunk- Duncan! Oh-”
Baelor’s voice ended in a breathless moan. Dunk's teeth at the back of his neck made every hair on his body stand on end, and his huge hands rested heavy on his hips.
He had been in an ugly and jealous mood all evening. Baratheon was actually attending court for once, but mostly to try and woo Ser Duncan into his service. The Laughing Storm had been particularly obnoxious all evening, and everything in Baelor had wanted to drag Dunk away from him and have Lyonel thrown into the dungeons for coveting what was his.
Lyonel was safe from the dungeons, but Baelor had eventually given in to the impulse to drag Dunk away, though much more discretely than first imagined.
“My Love,” Duncan rumbled in his ear, running his lips, and then his tongue up the vulnerable line of his neck under his ear. They had not made it past the door of his bed chamber before they had been on each other, and now Baelor was here, pinned between the biggest knight in the Seven Kingdoms and a stone wall. He was exactly where he wanted to be.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality
Anya is LIVE right now
FREE
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Plate & Skin
Baelor would probably very much enjoy the cold metal against his hot skin. Just saying.
I'm putting them in situations ;)
You wanna see the smut?
-> Early Access, a buck - a peen: Patreon
-> NSFW on Bluesky
Do you know what makes nsfw artists happy?
Thirst with them, yap with them. Reblog with unhinged hashtags. Interact.
We're not lurking perverts - we're people fighting against censorship, prudity, AI slop and shadowbans. We're tired.
I like streaming my drawing process.
YOU *points finger* like to watch?
Good news then!
I'll be on today (Fr, 5/29) at 7:30PM (GMT) drawing porn.
Link will be posted in the comments <3
I like streaming my drawing process.
YOU *points finger* like to watch?
Good news then!
I'll be on today (Fr, 5/29) at 7:30PM (GMT) drawing porn.
Link will be posted in the comments <3
I like streaming my drawing process.
YOU *points finger* like to watch?
Good news then!
I'll be on today (Fr, 5/29) at 7:30PM (GMT) drawing porn.
Link will be posted in the comments <3
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality
Anya is LIVE right now
FREE
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming