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Screw drugs, I have

Sea salt and vinegar chips

#fuck you #I hide my emotions behind incredulous amounts of sodium

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Boys what are we looking at

I keep having banger ideas for instagram stories but I have to remain instagram sober so I’m just going to post them here

bitterdesert

my foolproof rule for befriending straight boys is that they simply have to be more muppet than they are man. it has not failed me yet

#what it’s like being in theatre

pukicho

What do you call a fish that swims?

silverasks

What puki?

pukicho

Fish

pukicho

You see. Because that's what fish normally do

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I love them almost as much as Ford loves Fidd’s banjo playing <3 one note and I’ll ink it

#gravity falls #fiddauthor #fiddleford mcgucket #fiddleford hadron mcgucket #stanford pines #the book of bill #tbob

crocodile-library

The eroticism of the photon. She is everywhere, she exists as everything, but she's too shy to show her face. She is vastly powerful and could kill you in an instant, and like an angel you cannot look too closely. She is the universe and she is subatomic and she is a butterfly's wing. To touch her is to kill her. When you reduce her from trillions to one, reality starts glitching. You can't possibly get one-on-one time with a photon. When the door closes and it's just you two in the room, you absorb her-- cannibalize her with your gaze before you both have time to do anything. And then reality goes back to normal.

She doesn't even have the showmanship to bleed when she dies. She just vanishes, and you're left wondering if she was ever there in the first place. You forgive her for this. You're in love, after all.

You could let her be in her wave. Or do you let your obsession consume her, strip her down until she's nothing, and then even less?

arrowpierce-art

"LIKE FATHER, LIKE BROTHER, LIKE SON, LIKE DAUGHTER"

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captainjstarr

Literally obsessed in love fantastic wonderful Amazing

#art #smooch smooch #my girl #my ocs #oc #Endom

Took three vitamins instead of two. The devil is coming for me

Hyperfixation hit so hard I’m not sure I’m breathing normal air

#AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #yeah it’s gravity falls what else would it be #i’m a man of the people #my book of bill arrives on saturday #unrelated I also have asthma

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c0rpseductor

so. given decapitation is head removal. is adding an extra head to someone capitation, or is just restoring their head capitation.

captainjstarr

Tagged with “recapitation”?; CRAZY thing to see in the wild. I have an oc story I’ve been building in my head for 8+ years and a lot of it centers around “recapitation” which was a phrase that made 12 year old me feel like Tolkien after coming up with it. Anyway no point to this it’s just fun seeing your favorite made up word out in the free air

#recapitation #yes it was just an excuse to have object head ocs #what of it

dilfosaur

draw the squad like this (drawfee collection)

Had a story epiphany tonight. For the first time in months, I broke through a narrative barrier that had been standing in my way of figuring out my story’s timeline. Why did I have this epiphany? Because I was supposed to be writing a paper. Apparently, the only way I can think of any ideas is if I’m supposed to be thinking about literally anything else. Oh well

#writing #story #oc

Mr. Sc

He’s coming

He’s on his way

To

twist it

Mr. S

You’d better watch

he won’t

know

your crack

I tried to be like grape jelly

but all the toast was too bad

so I tried a little cherry

I’ve gone pastry mad

I could be blue I could be blue I could be blueberry pie

#grape jelly #grace kelly #mika #song

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Listening to the Living Tombstone just to Feel Something

#fnaf #help #music #the living tombstone

origsmocs

I finally made an actually relevant meme

No I totally didnt make this with MNOG1 first but then realized someone already made that as a meme and I even reblogged it before making this and then quickly changed it to MNOG2, what are you talking about

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