Harkness or Sparrow?

oh so you like metal? name 3 blacksmiths

Will, Jaden and Willow. 

This post has TWO puns I can’t handle this.

“Did I stutter?”

This is Graduation Lin, reblog for good semester vibes and a prosperous job search.

Anxiety: look out me: for what Anxiety: look out

forgive me father for i have sinned. it has been 5 seconds since my last confession. on my way out of the booth i tripped and yelled “fucking motherfucking cocksucking fuck shit ramming satan’s cock into my tight little anus holy shit hallowed god in fucking heaven i feel like mephistopheles burst a load in me”. you might have heard me yell that but maybe you didnt. You did? oh okay. sorry father . god is good

I love how they use background music in animal documentaries to signify danger. It’s like damn, I thought this caterpillar was chillin but clearly something bout to happen that neither I nor the caterpillar know about.

@gayerthanthefourthofjuly

I have questions

To get to the other side

“sparkling water” sounds… so pure. so aesthetically pleasing. but in actuality? it is…. Repulsive