Age of the geek, baby!

        ( aaaand — she’s got your wallet, keys, and cell phone. just out of habit. )

----except my phone, gimme that shit,    you know what it’s like for me without   that phone? I’m crippled, Parker, like  a little puppy that got hit by a truck. A little,     tiny, cute puppy that don’t got wifi or   nothin’ ---”

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  "Are you always this much of a drama queen?"

   "Uh excuse you, rudeness. For all you know,     that thing is linked to nuclear missiles."

  "You did a lot of that tree-frog stuff.  Eliot and I thought it was funny.”

I am graceful. Like a gazelle, or some other African plains animal."

       ”Chill, tiger. I didn’t break it, I was just… looking.”

               And it's all. Yo'. Fault."

"That’s not all— Here, look at this video!"

         ----I don't know what kind of messed up          government-testing facility you broke in          to but you should get yo' ass out now          because that's a nine-foot tall tree, an'          it's walking."

"Look at that!"

        ----babe, did you go to comic-con without me?"

"Hardison. Hardison. Hardison. Hardison.” 

        " ---- it's annoying."

"The more of an asshole you are, the more rich people think you are — probably best not to be hanging around the shrimp so much too.” 

      Two -- we ain't all had a lifetime of living as        rich white boys. Now will you stay still so        I can wire you?"

"—I’m going to get my ass handed to me. Okay, alright. Ready to go — eugh, more suits.” 

       "I wore one once. Someone thought I was         the god damn waiter."

"Yanno, with as much as you wire and rewire things around here, ya think you’d of added some extra outlets by now so we didn’t have this problem."

How's this for rewirin' -- I'mma add biometric scanners to every electronic device in the kitchen, so you can't cook a goddamn thing."

The wrath of Alan Rickman.

"Whoops——-"

Ain't none of yo' fancy kung fu gon' save you now, boy."