CAPTAIN ANTHONY

+captainanthony

I would talk to you like to an adult but you’re not really acting like one, so I can’t see why I should. And you still haven’t answered the, if I may say, very simple question I asked you. Who. Are. You?

I don’t answer to little brats like you. Now go on.

Fine. Whatever. I can find out the other way, too. But just know that it's gonna be way less pleasant for you than just telling me.

+captainanthony

I don’t care if you have time or not, I asked you a question and I expect you to answer it. And where my parents are or aren’t is none of your business. 

What you will get soon is little lecture how to talk to adults. Now bugger off before I get angry.

I would talk to you like to an adult but you're not really acting like one, so I can't see why I should. And you still haven't answered the, if I may say, very simple question I asked you. Who. Are. You?

I am not lost, and I’m not a little kid! Who are you and what are you doing here? I haven’t seen you around before. Are you sure ~you aren’t the one who’s lost?

I don’t have time to play your babysitter, kid. Where are your parents?

I don't care if you have time or not, I asked you a question and I expect you to answer it. And where my parents are or aren't is none of your business. 

I am not lost, and I'm not a little kid! Who are you and what are you doing here? I haven't seen you around before. Are you sure ~you aren't the one who's lost?

TIny dragon :D

HELL YEAH DRAGONS THAT’S RIGHT NOW TRY TO TELL ME UNICORNS AREN’T REAL 

Ha. I knew it!

LOKI! I made you a cake! It’s not even burned!

… *looks at him sad, mouth still sewn shut* 

*looks at him, horrified* What happened to you?! You need to get help! I can call someone, Watson? I don’t know! You need a doctor!

But... That's... I mean..! We have to do ~something! 

LOKI! I made you a cake! It’s not even burned!

… *looks at him sad, mouth still sewn shut* 

*looks at him, horrified* What happened to you?! You need to get help! I can call someone, Watson? I don't know! You need a doctor!

LOKI! I made you a cake! It's not even burned!