I am a king prawn.

As someone who does not pay attention to lyrics in songs, I am always afraid someone who does pay attention is going to come along and see my music and be like “why are you listening to songs about kicking orphans and diverting funds from public libraries?” Like, I dunno! That’s news to me! The beat was fresh and the vibes were funky! I lose all knowledge of human language when the drum goes bop bop. I am as surprised and alarmed as you are.

there is not a single role chris pratt does that jack black couldn’t do better

at the people saying jack black couldn’t play star lord: why? no really, go ahead and tell me. I think I know the answer but I want to hear you say it.

The cat does not intervene.

The cat is wise.

POV: youre a peglegged pirate who has been bested in battle by a surprisingly strong ferret. you are unsure what he plans to do with you after this point, so you wave goodbye to his unimpressed friend.