Gallifrey Stands and Silence Falls

if you ever think English is not a shit language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

I literally had to decide which pronunciations I was going to use for each iteration of these comparisons.

This is upsetting.

you know what pisses me off? what really gets my goat? that sean bean’s birth name was shaun bean but he changed it to sean bean to screw with people. you want to know why sean bean dies in everything? because god is punishing him for this.  

Excuse me, but deans agent name this episode is Collins?

neither can live while the other survives

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The words above is just gold… and this is too.

Did they turn in evidence and such to the police?  o-o 

Yea but the police are telling them to stop because they are worried for their safety. They have helped get some arrested tho!

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

team I can do math for hours but I can’t write an english paper for shit

team i cant do either but i have to do both by next monday