Captain Jolly Roger

❝ I’ve seen it five times and still gets me every time. ❞

❝ Okay, It’s like “The Twilight Zone”. ❞

❝ I can’t believe you haven’t seen them. ❞

❝ Don’t we hear enough of this story every year? ❞

❝ I’m not trying to scare you. ❞

❝ I must have left a window in my room open. ❞

❝ This is the last person you’re ever gonna see alive. ❞

❝ But you don’t have an app on your phone, so you can’t talk like Ghostface ❞

❝ You’re in my movie, you got a fun part so don’t blow it. ❞

❝ You’re the dumb blonde with the big tits, we’ll have some fun with you before you die. ❞

❝ People live and people die, and you’d better start running! ❞

❝ This isn’t a comedy, it’s a horror film.  ❞

❝ Before you get in the car you have to promise not to kill me! ❞ 

❝ Where did you hear that anyway? ❞

❝ What’s your favorite scary movie? ❞

❝ I like him - To tease, to torment, to make him squirm! ❞

❝ Sorry about that. Just… making around before taking off. ❞

❝ I mean you had… a lot of stuff… going on back then. ❞

❝ Oh, alright, then why do you have his phone? ❞

❝ Or are you just supposed to ask me a question? ❞

❝ You do know there are cops all over the house? ❞

❝ I think I have just enough time to slice someone open! ❞

❝ Why don’t you come for me, you got the balls for that?! ❞

❝ You think this is all about you? You think you’re still the star? ❞

❝ You’ll die when I want you to. ❞

❝ This isn’t a fucking movie! ❞

❝ Well, how about the town you left behind? ❞

❝ I’m gonna slit your eyelids in half so you don’t blink when I stab you in the face. ❞

❝ Excuse me, can… Can I ask you a question? ❞

❝ I’d be happy to put you there - in the fucking morgue! ❞

❝ You’ve done very well by all this bloodshed, haven’t you? ❞

❝ You film your entire high school experience, and, what, post it on the ‘net? ❞

❝ It’s kind of the one component the killer is missing. ❞

❝ You film them all real-time, before you get caught, you upload them into cyberspace. ❞

❝ So, who do you think is doing the murders? ❞

❝ I mean, there are still rules, but the rules have changed. ❞

❝ The only sure-fire way to survive modern horror movie, is pretty much gotta be gay. ❞

❝ We all know where it goes from there…? ❞

❝ Your one and only skill: You survive. ❞

❝ Fingers crossed on some nudity for a change.. ❞

❝ You can’t save them. All you can do is watch. ❞

❝ You’ve got some real classics here! ❞

❝ Wow, did you feel that charge between us just then? ❞

❝ Do you know what I was like growing up in this family? ❞

❝ You were always so fucking special! Well, now I’m special! ❞

❝ You’ll slip, they always do. ❞

❝ I don’t need friends, I need fans! ❞

❝ My friends? What world are you living in?! ❞

❝ This has never been about killing you, it’s about… becoming you! ❞

❝ Don’t tell me you didn’t know this day would come. ❞

❝ You just won’t die will you? ❞