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Aries: he was out cold just a second ago now he's out hot!

Taurus: she wants to dance like ramen noodles burry me til I confess she wants to dance like ramen noodles and I can't get you out of my head

Gemini: my ceiling is conspiring against me. It's always looking down on me it must be planning something

Cancer: LOOK! *points with entire leg*

Leo: I've just been farting so much and I'm scared to light incense because I'll explode

Virgo: *drops to the floor and army crawls into the kitchen* I found a juice box

Libra: this blanket isn't even real

Scorpio: *stands in bathroom doorway silently with evil expression while sipping a juice box*

Sagittarius: I want pizza lunchables and if we don't have any then you'd better become them.

Capricorn: I have so many peas in my mouth *slowly spits ten peas into my hand*

Aquarius: I keep thinking I'm hallucinating these things and then you guys talk about them maybe I'm not crazy