Capitaine Frazzel Dazzel

you probably thought today was a normal Monday. nooooope. strong as fuck ice mummy again, sorry.

i had the urge to search for this and bring it back

i feel like i just discovered a fossil

Contrarianism fan vs average nuance enjoyer

pretty sure it's a bit more complicated than that

No it isn't

*ai obama voice* the only back wall youre hitting is the urinal and its reflecting your pee back on your whole shit

any time from 1510 onward if you went to the woods you would always find beetles using rats as steeds to joust each other. by the turn of the 19th century this practice was wholly abandoned in favor of trench warfare

ime thee smalleste inne thee lande. notte one smallere doth there stande.

thou muste be too smalle too see, fore thou hast foregottenne me!

you lying piece of shit i'll fucking kill you

M-M-M-MULTIKILL!