my eyes want you more than a melody

CHENFORD

I love the idea that he follows up the "You're cuter than even my most valued beetle" with "by the way, I got you something. Let's just say it's something special for if the king we're at war with comes for a treaty dinner" 😉

Maleficent x human reader (headcanons)

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your relationship starts off a bit rocky. when the two of you begin your relationship she isn't as cuddly as most would be in the start. it takes her a while to adjust and get comfortable.

since what happened with Stefan she is still quite cautious, so its a very rare occasion where she fully lets her guard down to you.

your dates consist of sitting in a flowery field somewhere in the Moores or her flying you to her cave in the mountain to watch the sunset as she wraps her wings around you

you have the full support of everyone in the Moores. they're all happy that Maleficent finally found true love for herself. you pretty much become Aurora's adoptive parent as well.

though she will never admit it, maleficent can get very jealous. sometimes when you spend time together for hours, maleficent will turn him into his crow form and wave him off when he begins cawing at her.

I think that through her intimidating aura maleficent likes to cuddle. i can picture her wanting to cuddle you a lot especially in the mornings or at night. she will just lay there holding you for hours

speaking of cuddles. when the two of you cuddle it's like the world around you disappears. maleficent wraps her wings around you and pulls you close, and the only thing you two think about is each other.

hours of just talking to each other.

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How come that Diaval was able to climb this rather smooth wall so well? This would require some serious skill and upper body strenght, not to mention tough ass claws/nails (which he does have, when you look closely). But ravens are not expert climbers like, say, parrots. Free climbing shouldn't be his strong suite.

Well, it came to me that he might actually have had a lot of prior practice if he pissed Maleficent enough for her to leave him in his human shape at the bottom of her cave cliff home, and if he wanted to reach her, he would have to climb. Imagine that. Imagine how many times she would have to save his stubborn ass from falling because he refused to stay put, and she refused to turn him back into a bird. Eventually he became so good at climbing that she had to admit defeat, which led to an absolutely ruined morning for her and a moment of gloating for him.

Yeah I'm overthinking this much

Angelina Jolie’s girlboss characters being paired with malewife cinnamon roll himbos

Diaval: Don't be silly, I'd never let you die.

Maleficent: Death is inevitable. One of us has to die first and with my track record, it's going to be me. Now answer my question, I need to know whether or not I'll be haunting you for betraying me.

Diaval: Mal, I promise you that if death ever decides to take you from me, I will march into hell myself and drag your reckless ass back.

Maleficent: How dare you disturb my immortal slumber, I've been waiting my entire life for this.

Diaval: I don't care, I'm not living without you.

Maleficent: What if I-

Diaval: No, haunting me is not the same.

Maleficent: Fine.. wait, how do you know I'll be in hell?