'Cause I'm Wonderless

#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them

For my next trick I’ll go through 9 different emotions within two minutes

I really enjoy just existing in hotels. The long identical hallways. The soulless abstract art. The weird noises the air-conditioner makes. Strange city lights in the window. Six stories off the ground. Strangers chatting in the hall. Nothing in the dresser. No past, but an infinite present. 

I know this place in California that I really think you’d like

The irony of some of these minimalism trends is that it costs a million dollars to get the right furniture to be minimalist and hide all your stuff, which you still own, and didn’t get rid of because you’re not really a minimalist.

naruto wouldn’t want me to be this depressed

date someone who avoids the holes so you sleep fine in the car and curses their government for not using their taxes to fill holes with more cement

im crying my best