"Right." He accepted the handshake. "I would introduce myself, but you already seem to know me." His attention lingered again on the way she slipped effortlessly between accents before he remembered she'd asked him a question. "Hmm? Oh. I'm not going to wear this again," Dhruv answered, pulling lightly on his shirt. He had worn it, not out of since of pride or arrogance, but, simply because it reminded him of the fun he used to have, and somehow it became... this instead. "Lesson learnt here was humility."
He blinked when she questioned. "Didn't you just tell me it should be the perfect size?" he asked. "If you were confident it'll fit, I don't really need to prove it. You can tell my pretty brunette friend that it looked great on me." He shrugged. "Look... I do appreciate the work. You clearly put a lot of time into it but... this isn't really me?" Dhruv gestured vaguely toward the giant acronym stitched across the front and continued trying to stay polite. "I know it's meant to be funny. I get the joke, I do. I know neither of you were trying to make me feel awkward, but I just don't really want to be the joke." He offered her another faint, apologetic smile. "Maybe you would wear something just because someone else thought it'd be funny, I don't know. I'd rather be honest than pretend or lie that I love it and never wear it again. Feels worse. I'm sure your client will be fine."
"Why not?" Zeina's brows knitted as they took in the perfectly good jersey the man before them was wearing. Sliding into the seat beside Dhruv, they asked him pointedly, "This morning when you were fishing your closet, you chose to put that on for a reason. Likely because you liked the feeling it gave you. So, what changed?" They asked with a tilt of a brow. "Was it or was it giving into peer pressure?" They wondered, feeling bad for the Jersey that would likely spend quite some time on a shelf if they didn't say something. "If you felt good in it, you should wear it. To hell with what anyone else says."
"I have a keen eye, but even I can make mistakes sometimes, and while being able to lie has actually been quite wonderful, I don't lie about my work. Though you should really tell your pretty brunette friend yourself. I'm just the seamstress and messenger," They told him as they turned the jersey over in their hand before they moved to slip it on over their head, having no problem rocking the Jersey themselves. Zeina had taken the commission in part because the Jersey was hysterical. It was reverent, edgy, and hysterical in all the best ways. The commission had made them actually interested in sports for a change and wanted to be friends with the woman who'd commissioned them, but if the person it was intended for didn't want to accept the Jersey, Z would take it back and give it to the owner of the commission. They were getting paid either way. "Look, if it's not your thing. It's not your thing. But, if you ask me, people don't typically spend over a hundred dollars on a commission for a Jersey for someone else to have them be the butt of some joke. They were probably just trying to get you to smile, but what do I know? I think it's kick ass personally," They said, modeling the Jersey before they went to grab their bag. "But to each their own." Zeina personally didn't see why the cute brunette who commissioned them was wasting their time on this guy who didn't seem to have much of a sense of humor. But they also weren't going to entirely judge someone who clearly needed to work on their self-esteem either. So, as they got up to go, they extended their card over to the man, "Here. My card. In case you want to find something that feels like you."













