labia majora's mask

we need to do away with hasan piker 🕳️

concept: instead of “time traveller from the past is unimpressed by the present” it’s “time traveller from the past loves things we don’t like about modern society” like they think pollution is badass or something

medieval peasant upon hearing the number of species that go extinct every day: fuck yeah, damn those beafts to hell

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

I did a line of dewdrops this morning

soooo much crazy flies under the radar of a lot of people bc a lot of good faith people will assume people are speaking in a poetic or elevated or abstract way than positing a real theory of the world. like I did not know that when people were talking about manifesting, it wasn't just a vague gesture of putting energy and thoughts into your goal, but a real and true belief in the law of attraction, which is an insane concept from grifters that says you can get anything you want if you just think positively about it. like girl no that is not real make your vision board for fun not for science. think about it for two seconds, sis!!!

every political scandal has to be called ____gate now because 54 years ago a guy named blowjob told reporters there were bugs in the democrat offices

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

when ever that fuckhead eventually does bite it, be it this year or next or the one after that, everyone better be ready to hit the club Instantly for the love of god. i don't care if its 3am on a monday in october and the nearest club is 700 miles away... just report for duty. and throw ass like your life depends on it. because it does