Hi there!

wish the stock market was about tasty soups and stews instead of whatever fantasy land nonsense it actually is about

Op do you take constructive criticism????

no

The only rules of Uno are what you can convince the rest of the table the rules are.

congratulations it’s a computer error

my fave thing about being alive is that there is nothing that cannot be learned. tapestry weaving, astrophysics, swimming. music, theremin, singing. cutting your own hair, dancing, quantum mathematics. sewing, philosophy, social skills. knowledge is divine, but sharing it is human !!!

no but seriously WHY are there so many train emojis what am i supposed to do with all these 🚋🚃🚞🚝🚄🚆🚂🚈🚅🚇🚉🚊

You ever think about the first person who wrote out “uwu” and wonder if they knew the storm that would be unleashed?

Reblog if you are going to throw fish and squids at them

my sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle

we drink boba tea to satisfy our ancient & innate urge to slurp up tadpoles from a puddle through a reed

no we absolutely do not

that weeb u just made fun of? his waifu just died in the latest episode of his favorite anime, think before you make fun of someone.

my advice to the kids is that they should fight people on the playground while they can still get away with it without legal consequences