“ HELLO. I AM GOING TO EAT YOU! ”

🩸 ꒦꒷˖° HELLO. HELLO. HI. MY NAME IS PAINIS CUPCAKE.

I AM ALWAYS HUNGRY.

I PREFER MEAT.

FRESH IS BETTER.

I AM GOING TO EAT YOU.

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DO NOT PLAY GAMES WITH ME.

THERE IS ALWAYS A REASON. IF YOU ARE TAUNTING ME. I WANT YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM HIM. FROM ME.

I AM DILIGENT. I WILL GUARD.

MY TEETH ARE SHARP.

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HEHEHAAHHAA...

I KNOW WHAT HE TASTES LIKE. SICKENINGLY SWEET.

BUTTERSCOTCH AND CINNAMON AND STRAWBERRIES.. HAHEHHEHE....

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*Approaches while chewing on someone's liver and covered in lots of said someone's blood.*

"Hallo, I've heard about you it's nice to see a fellow cannibal around here. Not many of zhis place can understand zhe deliciousness of zhe flesh. Is zhere any specific part of human meat zhats your particular favorite, or do you not have one? I personally like livers and zhe fatty bits."

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( @the-organ-snatcher )

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HI. HI. HI. HELLO. HI.

YES. I LIKE MEAT. I LIKE THE BIG, ORGAN-Y CHUNKS.

SOMETIMES THE BONES. THEY SNAP SO NICELY. HEHEEHHAAA...

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*Holding an IV bag with a syringe attached*

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HM. HM. I DO NOT KNOW.

I HAVE NO REAL ORGANS. ALL STOMACH.

DO YOU THINK I CAN GET DRUNK?

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NO. NO. THAT IS NOT YOURS. HE IS NOT YOURS.

FRIEND. FRIEND. NOT FOOD. FRIEND.

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MM. NOT SURE. MANY TASTE PRETTY BAD...

{ PAINIS PAUSES, THINKING. }

DOCTORS USUALLY TASTE AWFUL. LIKE ROT.

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FRIEND. ( @polite-espionage ) HELLO.

THIS IS A LITTLE VERSION OF ME.

I WANT YOU TO HAVE IT.

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SOLDIERS? FOOD.

THICK CHUNKS OF MEAT. HEHEHHEHAHHAA...

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NO.

{ PAINIS HISSES, SWATTING YOU AWAY. }

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HM. LET ME CLASSIFY.

{ PAINIS CROUCHES DOWN, AND WRITES "EDIBLE" AND "INEDIBLE" IN THE DIRT, MUMBLING AS HE STARTED TO SORT THE FREAKS HE KNEW OF INTO EACH CLASS. }

SPYPER...EDIBLE... INTELLIGENT HEAVY...EDIBLE... POLITE FRIEND...INEDIBLE...-

{ PAINIS SEEMED TO SIT THERE FOR HOURS, SORTING EACH FREAK THEY KNEW INDIVIDUALLY. }

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HELLO. HELLO.

I PREFER RAW.

BUT IF I AM HUNGRY ENOUGH I WILL EAT COOKED MEAT.

I WILL NOT TAKE COOKED FOOD FROM STRANGERS. ONLY FRIENDS.

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{ PAINIS PEEKS UP FROM A PILE OF GORE AND GUTS, THICK BLOOD STREAMING DOWN HIS FACE. IT SEEMED LIKE HE WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION FOR MOST OF WHAT YOU WERE SAYING. }

HUH.

CATS.

I ATE ONE ONCE. WAS NOT VERY GOOD.

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(@handfulofclovers)

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{ PAINIS SEEMS TO SLINK OVER TO INVESTIGATE, STARING AT THE CHILD. THEN, A PIANO FALLS OUT OF THE SKY AND LANDS ON TOP OF HIM. HE WILL BE FINE!! }

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WHAT IF AN ENGINEER IS ASKING ME HOW TO GET MEAT.

BECAUSE THAT JUST HAPPENED.

I ALSO DO NOT TAKE FOOD FROM OTHERS. UNLESS I TRUST THEM.

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I envy you. The freedom to devour whoever you want with people seein it as normal. . Just thinkin bout it makes ME hungry...

Do you.. Have any tips. On how to hunt quietly.?

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DO NOT HUNT QUIETLY. THATS STUPID.

YOU LET YOUR PREY KNOW YOU ARE THERE.

AND THAT YOU ARE GOING TO EAT THEM.

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