I've Never Been In Love Before

can i come over and implant false memories of us being childhood friends?

Sure! You always did that when we were younger!

Would you like to file a report

women who cook four pounds of pasta by accident are valid

Ugh her mind she's out here collecting genres of white woman like Pokėmons

i hate the neologism “partner” for “person i’m dating”. i have no intention of being a cowboy and nobody will ever be a cowboy to me.

speak for yourself, slim. some of us cowpoke are lookin’ for the right partner to call our own… [twangs acoustic guitar softly as i stare towards the twinkling night sky] don’t see many of them stars where you’re from, eh, city boy? nah. didn’t think so.

so much happening i cannot beleive this was 15 seconds

THE CAT WTF

still my favorite video

What We Do In The Shadows 2 (2019) dir. Taika Waititi

how do you know it was your teacher

scp 049

I love are prime Minister he ain’t perfect but at least has a functional brain.

I’m the lady in pink trying so soo hard not to laugh (or maybe scream)

Justin’s face at the end is pure “I fuckin’ miss Obama.”

Honestly this felt like a uncut scene from the office😢