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Some of the unusual sentences

During heavy blizzards, he ordered defendants to clear snow at a retirement home.

A man caught with a loaded gun was sent to a morgue to see corpses.

A man who shot a dog was sentenced to donating 40 lbs of dog food on every holiday to the Lake County Animal Shelter.

Two teenagers who scrawled 666 on a nativity figure had to lead a donkey through the streets, with a sign saying: “Sorry for the jackass offense

Teenagers who flattened tires on school buses were ordered to throw a picnic for the primary school children whose outing was cancelled due to the prank.

A man who shouted “pigs” at police officers was made to stand on a street corner with a 350-pound pig and a sign that said “This is not a police officer.”

An 18 year old male who stole pornography from an adult book store was ordered to sit outside the store wearing a blindfold and holding a sign that read “See no evil.”

A woman who skipped out on a cab fare was ordered to walk 30 miles in 48 hours. Thirty miles was the length the cab had driven her before she skipped out on the fare.

Chevy Killerado, the future of roller derby. 

I had the great pleasure of announcing several games at last weekend’s 7th annual Midwest Brewhaha in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. A lot of great derby was played, good people caught up with, new friends made.

One of the highlights, absolutely, was watching the junior derby games - and wee but mighty Chevy Killerado here (all of maaaaybe 8 years old, by the way) definitely won herself a whole host of new fans with her tenacious jamming. See that giant pack of teenagers behind her? Yeah, she’d just pushed and juked her way through that. This is such an amazing photo (cheers to Quick ‘N’ Derby) and a powerful reminder of the incredible good done by having sports like roller derby that young girls (and boys!) can play and thrive in.

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