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A Glitter Teto render I made.

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socialistexan

#maybe there still is beauty in this world

hbystuff

Luminance

#the shadow cast on the perch by it's wings...

palinasin

very good color today

thank you!

#hungry for salmon now

red-garden

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

#brother I am a half-caster

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wizardshark

harry potter fans in 2025

wizardshark

people DESPERATE in the notes to explain why the way THEY engage with harry potter is morally pure. It's like white people talking about rap music in there! Libraries buy the books! Fanfiction maintains a conversation around the IP! There is NO WAY to enjoy harry potter in 2025 without publicly supporting JK Rowling!

#my sister bought a whole set of books for her kid a while ago 🙃#she already had a set from years back. nothing wrong with it. could've just used that 🙃#she knows about joanne's politics 🙃#she knows I'm transgender 🙃#she told me about her new books regardless 🙃#she did not see any issue when I raised a couple concerns about that whole ordeal 🙃#our mother agreed a new set was unnecessary. but thought I was rude in saying the kid shouldn't be raised on hp 🙃

the idea that a layman of today could revolutionize the past, should they be transported- wait. Is anyone there? Hello? where I am

charl0ttan

#“the world of ultimate gaming” ass music

shiveringsoldier

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now

falloutnewvegastransedmygender

Black folks know how fucking spineless the average White is

penny-anna

what the hell is going on

penny-anna

i believe in you Binface. you can do it. this could be your moment.

penny-anna

Please god it would be so funny

penny-anna

there is no downside to voting for Count Binface. its not taking away from other candidates bcos they aren't any and the more votes he gets the stupider Farage looks.

penny-anna

for people out of the loop:

Nigel Farage is the leader of Reform UK, a far right party who are currently in the process of a serious bid to become the UK government. they are just straight up evil.

Count Binface is an intergalactic space warrior with a bin on his head. he likes to run as a novelty candidate in general and mayoral elections. a big thing he likes to do is run as a candidate against the incumbent prime minister:

(Also pictured: Boris Johnson, Elmo)

Anyway, in brief:

Nigel Farage is currently in the midst of a big scandal about his finances

He has decided to deal with this by 1) making a show of nobly resigning from parliament and then 2) immediately running in the resulting by-election

He has stated that he is letting 'the people' judge his actions and implied that if he wins that will prove that he has been exonerated in the court of public opinion

His goal was presumably to get a big resounding win over the other parties, proving that The People still love him.

the other parties have thus far decided that this is a 'vanity election' and, well, there is one very easy way to ensure that he will not beat any of them, and that is simply not to play.

and as a result the only person who has so far confirmed they are running against him is Count Binface. no matter the outcome this makes Nigel Farage look like, u know, a fucking clown.

butterflyslinky

So what happens if Count Binface actually wins? Does he join Parliament? Does he have to take the bin off his face?

penny-anna

I've seen some people saying he would have to give up his title but it would seem that is no longer the case as of 1999; so, no, he can keep his ceremonial bin if he wishes.

Important to note also that Count Binface is the alter ego of comedian & political satirist Jon Harvey who seems to be an intelligent individual with reasonable politics. As I said no real downside.

penny-anna

The no hats rule clearly does not apply to him. He is not wearing a hat. It's a bin.

#rebloging to cast

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palinasin

flags

palinasin

another flag ^^

tastylemonbread

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

didderd-reblogs

infertilityidol

ouroborosorder

the problem with writing fantasy is that i have to constantly stop myself from having people say "jesus fucking christ." jesus didn't exist here dammit. i need a fake swear that means the same thing i think

dominostodoomsday

This and baseball metaphors are the hardest things to avoid, I swear

ouroborosorder

I think I’m gonna let baseball slide. baseball existing in my canon is waaay funnier than catholics existing

#invoking the name of my favorite baseball player. jesus fucking christ #of the catholics baseball team #anyways taking this time to plug my friend group's favorite replacement for “jesus fucking christ”: “by merlin's bush”

anguilliforme

would you still love me if i was a small iridescent freshwater fish

candyisntmyname

my jealousy would be the wedge that drives us apart

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cheaphalloweencostume

rocket pops and other popsicles have had a recent surge in popularity as a drink flavor but im fucking sick of it because NO ONE is putting a drop of popsicle stick wood extract in it. its fake as fuck if im not tasting the STICK

oldbutchdanielmolloy

i appreciate that my local bodega is taking action in the smoking dogs epidemic

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