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hi, i'm candidapple and welcome to jackass. twst writer, tweelfucker, and local crowley apologist. please read my rules before requesting. minors and ageless blogs will be blocked🔞
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The way I smiled like a fool when you said you thought of me while you were writing… It means a lot honestly. It’s an honor XD. I promise I’ll also take care of myself!
-🐢 anon
i know that we often wonder, as readers, if the writers whose works we admire take the time to read every comment we leave, if they start to recognize regular commenters, if they take the things we say to heart. i can't speak for everyone, but i can speak for myself, and if there exists a fandom writer who doesn't read every comment they get, i haven't met them yet.
i've said this before, but that doesn't make it any less true: without you guys, got to pay the toll would have never gotten this far. so yeah, i think of you guys, because i treasure every kind word you've ever said to me. thank you, always, for being here 💙
candid you got me going FERAL over the newest chapter of got to pay the toll. tysm for feeding the tweel fucker community, we love you for it. i will post a more in depth comment on ao3 when my brain is functioning better but WHEW. W H E W.
mils!! *grabs u* thank you so much for saying this, it's a community i'm proud to be a part of 🥹 and truly, as much as i love and appreciate in-depth comments (and who doesn't? not a single writer i've ever met) even, like, a short trail of enthused emojis is more than enough for me. i'm just glad you liked it <3
First and foremost, just read the latest chapter of ‘got to pay the toll’ and it’s just 💯💯💯!!! I swear it gets better and better each chapter and your characterization of Jade is just 🥵🥵🥵🔥🔥🔥 oof!
Also, I’m looking forward to your Malleus fic! He’s my fav and I’d love to see your take ok him <3 (but considering gtptt, it’s going to be 1000/10 for sure!)
oh, thank you so much!! of the tweels, jade makes me the most nervous (as a reader and a writer lmao!!) so it's always a joy and a relief to hear that people enjoy my take on our favorite slimy boi.
and speaking of nervous if i thought jade intimidated me as a writer then the prospect of writing malleus makes me want to run for the hills... but your faith in me makes me want to do a u-turn and run straight back into his arms. i'll do my best to do him the justice he deserves, thank you 💚
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Happy New Year 🎆🎊
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The thing is. I would eat the grapes. I would eat the pomegranate seeds. I would eat the Turkish delights. It doesn’t matter what the stakes are if you put a little plate of snacks out in front of me I’ll eat them.
If you sent me to an evil fantasy realm and told me that if I ate anything I would die a painful terrible death then set a charcuterie board down in front of me that would be it for me. Like it wouldn’t even be like a torturous internal struggle to not eat the cheese. I wouldn’t even need to be that hungry.
expressing a sense of entitlement to my time and labor will not accomplish what you want it to accomplish. i do not respond well to blatant guilt trips; they do not make me want to write faster. if anything, you're only tempting me to dig in my heels and write slower just to spite You, Specifically.
i have been playing fuckin whack-a-mole with p*rn bots all gd week, but sure, tell me again how banning nipples was supposed to solve this issue
Have you seen the new MC for Book 2’s manga serialisation? Her name is Yuuka and I’m in love with her 😭💖!!
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https://tiermaker.com/categories/tv-and-movies/fan-fiction-tropes-302768
Ngl I’m curious about your tierlist in fics
well i am happy to sate your curiosity! (i say cheerfully, as i procrastinate working on my wips.) this was pretty fun to do because it forced me to self-reflect a bit on how i've evolved as a reader and a writer; tropes i probably would've listed as s-tier when i first started writing fanfiction [REDACTED] years ago have been since shunted down to d-tier, and vice versa.
i just don't want anyone to interpret my rankings as a slight against their own favorite tropes and plot devices; my personal preferences will not necessarily align with your personal preferences, and that's okay! tierlist under the cut.
Everyone rn when they saw the update:
https://youtu.be/1MzUrNfkhTo
lmaooo thank you!! i'm very happy and relieved that i could finally share it with you guys <3
candid i am grabbing you by the shoulders and shaking you bc i have nowhere else to redirect my excitement after finishing the latest chapter!!!!
i don't want to put too much spoilery stuff in this ask in case anyone hasn't gotten around to reading it yet (in which case @reader what are you waiting for!!) but. the situation that gave the reader a potential chance to get away is *chefs kiss*. i am in LOVE with the hints (or perhaps bright flashing warning signs) of danger in this chapter
genuinely i have been so fed (especially after getting to see jade go a little feral. he deserves it!!)
~ @rose-of-the-valley
rose!! hello ♥️🌹 i'm really glad you liked that part i'd BEEN excited to share it with everyone and was hoping it would go over well. i had a great time writing it because jade's always so calculating that it's fun to watch him get out-gambited for once -- if only briefly -- and lose his composure. and speaking of lost composure, i am super super pleased with feral!jade's reception. shaking him by the shoulders aren't you tired of being (fake) nice? don't you just wanna go apeshit??
i'm very happy you enjoyed the chapter, rose, thank you sm!!
I promise to give you a well written review one day (I'm just a little shy on ao3), but holy cannoli!!! It was so good! The last chapter was amazing and wonderful and the animalistic characteristics were amazing and oh my gosh, my love for the tweels just continue to get nourished and fed because of you! Thank you so much for the food! That whole interaction where the reader tries to get the upper hand was so adorable and I love how Floyd fights back. Feral Jade was also a treat. :D
i understand feeling shy, which is why i wanted to offer the option of talking to me about the chapter on here instead if that's what makes you more comfortable! i'm just happy that you enjoyed the chapter enough to want to tell me how you felt about it and which parts you liked best. and i'm especially pleased because the sections you pointed out were some of my favorites to write. thank you, nonnie ♥️
oh i am in love with the manga's new yuu already, she's so handsome and butch 😵💫😵💫
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Trinket's Opening Their Commissions!
I'm only testing this out to see what people might be interested in. Five (5) slots are available total, and this post will update once each slot gets filled.
UPDATE: 5 1 Listing still available!
Can do:
Human, Anthro, NSFW-ish, TWST Game mock-up art
Cannot:
Extreme fetish, Minor NSFW, Mech, complicated background, Discriminatory/Derogatory works.
Requesting a commission, it would be agreed upon that:
•The piece is only for personal, Non-Commercial use. (No reselling via printing sites)
•Up to three (3) Sketches can be provided before payment, and up to two (2) revisions before an additional Revision Fee ($5.00USD) is required.
•Payment must be completed in full before final product can be exchanged.
•Client is to provide references for the most accurate result
•One to two (1-2) Weeks is to be provided for the product to be completed from the date of fulfilled payment.
•Refunds cannot be issued once the product has been sent/received. If for any reason a refund is needed, please contact as soon as possible and an arrangement can be made.
•This is a Digital Art Commission. This product will be sent/received electronically via email. If you wish to be able to print it, please inform me so the file can be sized appropriately.
If you agree to the terms, You are welcome to make a request via Ko-Fi or Directly through email: [email protected]
Hope to make some neat stuff for y'all!
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