#!housekeeping

HEARTSLABYUL

Riddle Rosehearts

Ace Trappola

Deuce Spade

Cater Diamond

Trey Clover

SAVANACLAW

Leona Kingscholar

Jack Howl

Ruggie Bucchi

OCTAVINELLE

Azul Ashengrotto

Jade Leech

Floyd Leech

SCARABIA

Kalim Al-Asim

Jamil Viper

POMEFIORE

Vil Schoenheit

Epel Felmier

Rook Hunt

IGNIHYDE

Idia Shroud

DIASOMNIA

Malleus Draconia

Silver

Sebek Zigvolt

Lilia Vanrouge

NRC STAFF

Dire Crowely

Divus Crewel

Mozus Trein

Ashton Vargas

Sam

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

hi, i'm candidapple and welcome to jackass. twst writer, tweelfucker, and local crowley apologist. please read my rules before requesting. minors and ageless blogs will be blocked🔞

requests: CLOSED

ABOUT THE BLOG

request rules + byf

tags

masterlist

LINKS

ao3 📝

ko-fi ☕

CREDITS

header by @/heavydirtypacks

dividers by @/firefly-graphics

pfp by @/cafenime

blog banners by me

REQUEST RULES

please don't send in requests unless my request status is set to OPEN; if you're not sure if requests are open or closed, check my pinned. even if requests are currently closed, you're always welcome to send in thirsts or just talk to me about your day!

please specify if you want your reader to be female, male, afab or amab. otherwise, i'll default to gender neutral.

headcanon requests are limited to five characters per batch. if you have more than five characters you want to request for, please feel free to send in another ask.

all characters are portrayed as 18+. don't like it? don't follow!

i do not take requests from or interact with minors or ageless blogs. please respect my boundaries! for more on what i will and won't write, see below. if something's unlisted, you can always ask me about it!

WILL WRITE

gender neutral, female, male, afab, and amab readers

all nrc students and staff (except ortho and grim)

character/reader

character/character

fluff

light angst

dark fic

horror

violence and gore

dubcon and noncon

monsterfucking

yandere character

unhealthy relationships

student/teacher (student must be 18+)

poly ships

queer ships 🌈

most kinks (when in doubt -- ask!)

WON'T WRITE

major character death

s.uicide and s.elf harm

underage

ddlg and ageplay

cheating

scat

ortho, cheka, or grim

rsa students or staff

yandere reader

a/b/o (knotting with characters like jack is okay!)

anything that promotes hate speech

BYF

as you may have gathered from what i'm willing to write, this blog will contain dark content! if that makes you uncomfortable, please don't follow or interact. i will reiterate that all characters are depicted as adults and that i treat nrc as a tertiary university.

i'm not going to make a dni because i don't expect the kind of people i wouldn't want to interact with to respect my boundaries. that being said, i will block you on sight if you are:

a minor or ageless/blank blog

racist or xenophobic

queerphobic or transphobic

ableist

a political c.onservative/f.ascist

pro-forced birth/anti-choice

pro-censorship/a self-described "anti"

a t.hinspo/pro-ed blog

a plagiarist/art thief/reposter

just an all-around asshole

everyone who does not fall into the above categories is welcome! i hope you enjoy your stay 💖

ORIGINAL CONTENT

!candid fic

!candid replies

!candid thirsts

!candid hcs

!twst fic

!masterlist

!bad apples - for darker/more "problematic" content

!apples of my eye - for my lighter fare

OTHER TAGS

recs

resources

twst

CONTENT WARNINGS

i tag all applicable content warnings as "[content warning] cw" e.g. gore cw. please blacklist tags as needed.

Please note: Mun is over 21 (and over the legal age of her location).

General:

I try to tag accordingly— I even have a tag list to keep sort of neat.

I don’t do multiverse, unless it’s AU. AUs out the wazoo.

I don’t do follow back immediately. It can take a while- I will look at your tumblr, judge your writing, your characterization, your theme, etc.

I swear, I post OOC, and sometimes it can take me a while to respond. If you bully me, I will drop you like a hot potato. However, I do occasionally ask if I’ve missed anyone. This is the time to speak up— even a friendly ask of ‘hey did you catch my reply?’ is A-OK.

Please make sure you read my about page, and Mikey’s information page. There are links provided for it.

Shipping:

Relationships page is looming but not quite ready yet, however. Mikey is relatively shy, and tends to operate more akin to his mun as “demi-sexual”— meaning, he needs to have a strong emotional attachment to someone before he’s sexually attracted to them. That being said- I am all good with writing whatever smut over Skype but what happens on Skype doesn’t carry to Tumblr without prior discussion and agreement from both parties.

Impress the muse, not the mun. I like people…usually. If I’m not at work. Mikey takes a bit more work to warm up to them when he doesn’t know them. 

The lack of multiverse means things have to fall in particular sections for canon timeline- if you’re interested in something being established, hit me up.

Mikey does not do one night stands.

Some Extra Notes:

I am very particular about what’s on my dash. If I’m not following you, it doesn’t mean I don’t want to roleplay with you- I just am picky about what I have to see. (Particularly threads that are too many posts too long- that’s a pain when you’re mobile, you know!)

I lose posts, and forget replies. It’s okay to ask me nicely about it.

I make gifs occasionally. If I take requests, I’ll tell you.

Additionally and very importantly: