Dido Deserved Better

hey you 🫵 have you washed your water bottle lately? 🫵 it’s getting hot and mold is going to grow 🫵 wash it 🫵

i genuinely don't think there's much, if anything, hotter than someone clearly having a blast doing something they're really good at. doesn't really matter what it is. the combo of competence and joy is absolutely lethal to me

people love complimenting me on my canines bc of how prominent they are when I smile and they say it looks like fangs please keep doing it it's awesome

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

I did not have parasocial relations with that man

GERONIMO FUCKIN STILTON!???!

oh I'm fuckin stilton alright

the wedding ring stays ON during sex with other people.

in a funny spot where i would like to be perceived as a woman but not in a "oh thats a cis woman" way. like i don't want to hide that im trans at all. if you see me looking cunted up like crazy and then a deep ass Had a Beard In High School voice comes out of my mouth you are fuckin welcome. you should be so thankful to be graced by the presence of the hottest bitch on the planet

Just did the glasses equivalent of that fucking Hank Hill WD40 clip upon waking up