Making It Up As I Go

bro just take my fucking job application without a cover letter. we're literally gonna be in a mega economic collapse, you're not gonna fucking read it anyways. do you really need some fucking fanfic about me working at your business?? what the fuck are we even doing right now??

it's funny how some belief systems are so obviously just cults that got popular but since they have millions of followers you have to pretend they're something more than that and be like "yes i have respect for your beliefs"

This had better not be a vaguepost.........

not now joseph smith

Religions, especially cults like Mormonism, are all about getting you to mistrust yourself and trust middle-men instead so they can tell you what to think and how you should act.

thinking of jesus at the gay bar again………

Do tell

stop putting touchscreens in cars and get to the features people actually want: oscillating vent fans, visors that move automatically to block the sun, and the ability to fire red koopa shells at people who change lanes without using their turn signal

every goddamn day

don't play with your pussy at the table