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I'M DEAD. HAPPY FUCKING DAY. IN HONOR OF THE BOREDOM POURING FROM MY EVERY ORIFICE LIKE MELTED BUTTER, I MADE THE (OBVIOUSLY) TERRIBLE DECISION TO MAKE A BLOG AND SEE JUST HOW MUCH SHIT I CAN STUFF DOWN EVERYONE'S PROTEIN CHUTES BEFORE THEY FUCK OFF. KARKAT. HE/HIM. TEN. DEAD. BLUH BLUH HUGE JACKASS. ((lovely image credit to clawkindconsultant))

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roticide replied to your post : THE BEST PART ABOUT BEING DEAD: BEING ABLE TO BE...

haha, you all and think?

HAHA, I MOST DEFINITELY DO.

#roticide #WHAT'S YOUR PLAN??#KILL ME AGAIN??#WOW WHAT A LOSS FOR ALL OF US.

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THE BEST PART ABOUT BEING DEAD: BEING ABLE TO BE OPENLY INSULTING AND AGGRESSIVE TOWARDS PEOPLE YOU DISLIKE BECAUSE THEY CAN’T DO SHIT TO YOU.

jabberjaww

the first picture in the raccoon tag is a bondage racoon furry

im sufferin

#ME TOO.#THIS IS WHY I DON'T REALLY BOTHER TO REBLOG RACCOONS MUCH.

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Meeko and Nakota.

#WILLIE.#LOOK AT THESE TEETH ROTTINGLY CUTE CREATURES.

RACCOON FEVER.

NOW THAT’S THE KIND OF CONTENT I WANT AND NEED ON MY DASH.

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jabberjaww

but wwho KNOWWS wwhat sort of powwerful incantations and recipes and things can be in there

the wwards on it just tell exactly howw important and strong the things in the book are and i wwant to learn howw to do evverythin in there if i can

of course im gonna research my ass off in regards to the wwards on it to avvoid another incident but theres no wway im gonna stop tryin to get through it

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I UNDERSTAND THAT ACHING HUNGER YOU’VE GOT SHOVED DOWN YOUR THROAT FOR THE FOUNTAIN OF KNOWLEDGE THAT BOOK PROBABLY IS (OR ISN’T, WHICH WOULD BE IRONIC EVEN IF HIGHLY UNLIKELY), AND I’M NOT SAYING YOU SHOULD STOP TRYING TO PICK AT IT WITH YOUR CLAWS. I WAS JUST SAYING, YOU KNOW, BE CAREFUL AND ALL THAT GOOD SHIT, MAN.

AND, BY THE WAY, GOOD LUCK? WITH GETTING INTO IT WITHOUT DYING OR PERMANENT INJURY, I MEAN.

#jawwsome

I SPEND A LOT OF MY TIME SHOVING MY CARTILAGE NUB RIGHT UP PEOPLES’ ASSES AND INTO THEIR BUSINESS.

#IT SMELLS LIKE FUCKING DAISIES IN HERE.

jabberjaww

but you dont understand

im so curious to see wwhats in here

if its so protected there most be some awwesome shit inside

camstearyguignol

OF COURSE THERE'S SOMETHING AWESOME AND INTERESTING INSIDE. BUT WHOEVER PUT WARDS ON IT CLEARLY WASN'T PULLING THEIR OWN HORNS WHEN THEY WENT ABOUT CLOSING IT UP. IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING BEFORE YOU GO STICKING YOUR CLAWS UP THE PAPERY ASS OF THAT BOOK, YOU’RE GOING TO GET YOURSELF KILLED OR MAIMED OR SOMETHING EQUALLY INCONVENIENT. AND FOR WHAT? A BUNCH OF CLUCKBEAST SCRIBBLINGS ON SOME OLD PAPER.

#jawwsome #I'M NOT SAYING YOU SHOULDN'T BE CURIOUS AND EXPLORE YOUR CURIOSITY WITH THAT PAPERBACK TITAN.#BUT I'M NOT SURE YOU SHOULD BE MESSING WITH THAT THING WITHOUT HAVING A SOLID IDEA OF WHAT YOU'RE DOING.#I'M NOT YOUR LUSUS OF COURSE.#SO DO WHAT YOU WILL.#JUST TRY TO BE CAREFUL OR SOMETHING.

YOU PEOPLE AND YOUR ~MAGIC~

I’M A PRETTY WORDY GUY SO WHEN SOMETHING LEAVES ME WITH JUST A COUPLE WORDS OR EVEN JUST ONE OR TWO SENTENCES, THAT IS GENERALLY A DECENT SIGN THAT SOMETHING IS FUCKING NUTS.

#OR A SIGN THAT SOMETHING IS INCREDIBLY STUPID I GUESS.

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THE THING ABOUT BEING DEAD IS THAT YOU CONSTANTLY FORGET YOU’RE DEAD AND IT’S DISORIENTING BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, THAT’S A PRETTY STUPID AND BASIC THING TO FORGET! HOW DO YOUR FORGET YOUR OWN STATE OF UNLIFE, MAN, WHAT’S GOING ON IN YOUR STUNTED PAN FOR YOU TO FORGET THAT, OH YEAH, YOU DIED??

I HAD A LOT TO SAY EARLIER BUT NOW THAT I’VE SCARRED MYSELF FOR LIFE DEALING WITH ALL THIS HIGHBLOOD RAGE AND ALL THESE NUTS, I AM SPEECHLESS.

#I AM ALSO ON A BEACH!#NO LONGER STRANDED IN THE FUCKING OCEAN.

ALRIGHT, EVERYBODY, THAT’S OUR MEME OF THE DAY. THAT’S A WRAP, PICK UP ALL YOUR SHIT AND GO HIVE FOR THE EVENING.

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YOU KNOW WHAT THIS DISCUSSION IS MISSING??

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BOFA.

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DEEZ. NUTS.

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YOU KNOW WHAT THIS DISCUSSION IS MISSING??

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BOFA.

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YOU KNOW WHAT THIS DISCUSSION IS MISSING??

THE BIG PROBLEM WITH THIS TOPIC GOING ON FOR EIGHT HOURS IS THAT MY DASH IS MISSING THE MOST IMPORTANT THING.

#THE MEMES.#(THIS IS A JOKE. I AM JOKING.)

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