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Do you remember this post [X]? After so long, I decided to do a new version of it, explaining what I really meant by it.
Please, don’t repost it or start fights unnecessarily. This post doesn’t have the intention of speaking for all people.
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Codenames
Aiden: From now on we’ll be using codenames
Aiden: You can address me as “Eagle One”.
Aiden: Naoto, codename: “Been there done that”.
Aiden: Yoshinori is “Currently Doing That”.
Aiden: Yuri is “It happened once in a dream”.
Aiden: Goro, codename: “If I had to pick a dude”.
Aiden: and Yoichi is “Eagle Two”.
Yoichi: thank GOD
Yoichi: I’m proud to identify as a moronsexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Torch-head asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.
Hiro: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
Yoichi: taking his clothes off Torch-head you’re so fucking stupid
Eduard: I don’t dress to impress, I dress to depress.
Eduard: I want to look so good that people feel bad about themselves.
Keitaro: Please? For me? Yoichi: Don’t do that. Keitaro: What? Yoichi: You think every time you say “Please? For me?” I’ll do whatever you want. Well, not this time. Keitaro: Keitaro: Please? For me? Yoichi: Okay.
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Natsumi: There are three ways to argue: words, proof-
Yoichi: Knife.
Natsumi: Why is Yoichi crying?
Hunter: He found out Keitaro has a boyfriend.
Natsumi: But he's Keitaro's boyfriend.
Hunter: He is very very very drunk
Natsumi: talking with Keitaro
Hiro: staring silently
Yoichi: You're awfully quiet today.
Hiro: Nobody plans a murder out loud.
Goro: Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
Yoshinori: I did it, I broke it-
Goro: No, no you didn't. Mr. Akiba?
Hiro: Don't look at me. Look at Wolfboy.
Yoichi: What? I didn't break it.
Hiro: That's weird, how did you even know it was broken?
Yoichi: Because, it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Hiro: Suspicious.
Yoichi: No it's not!
Seto: If it matters (probably not) but Eduard was the last one to use it-
Eduard: What? I don't even drink that crap!
Seto: Then what were you doing by the coffee cup earlier?
Eduard: I use the wooden stirs to push back my cuticles everyone knows that!
Yoshinori: Okay let's not fight, I broke it, let me pay for it-
Goro: NO! Who broke it.
Natsumi: Sir Goro, Hunter's been awfully quiet-
Hunter: RRREEAAAALLY
loud yelling
Goro: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.
Yuri: patting Keitaro and Hiro on the back Good job gays.
Keitaro: nervous laughter Did you mean to say gu—
Yuri: Did I stutter?
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Yoichi: What are we having for dinner tonight?
Natsumi: Tonight is cleaning night!
Yoichi: slams fist on table DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DRINK CLOROX?
Natsumi: Why are your tongues purple?
Hiro: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Keitaro: I had a red one.
Natsumi: Oh.
Natsumi:
Natsumi: OH!
Keitaro: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Yoichi: sobbing It’s not a joke, I’m a legit snack.
Keitaro: I currently have an empty notebook and no idea what to put in it. Any suggestions?
Yoichi: Put spaghetti in it.
Keitaro: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone except you.
Hiro: Put spaghetti in it.
Keitaro: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone except for you two.
Seto: Put spaghetti in it.
Keitaro: I am no longer taking suggestions.
Keitaro: Hiro is kind of cute!
Yoichi: Haha I know right?
Keitaro:
Natsumi:
Hunter:
Aiden:
Yuri: faints
Everyone:
Yoichi: I mean
Yoichi: Ew he's gross
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Natsumi, handing out a chore list: Now, we’ve got work to do-
Yoichi, doing the STARKID - Firebringer dance: I don’t really wanna do the work today. I don’t really want to do the work today. I don’t really wannadothework tah-day, I don’t wanna do the work today~
Natsumi: What? What’s this?
Hiro, Hunter, Keitaro, Yoichi, all dancing: I don’t really wanna do the work today. I don’t really want to do the work today. I don’t really wanna do the work tah-day, I don’t wanna do the work today~
Natsumi: How do you all know this choreography!?
Keitaro: So I’m bi-
Hiro: gasp hopefully
Keitaro: -lingual. I’m Bilingual.
Hiro: ...oh.
Keitaro: Also I like guys.
Hiro: spits out
