Wear Heelies to Escape your Feelies

please note there is a difference between “fake” and “not real”. wrestling is fake in the sense that it is typically staged, but we can all agree that the concept and act of wrestling exists. football is not real in the sense that it is not a thing that exists in our world

look im just saying im a mild mannered middle class person living in a (somewhat peaceful) world and i would declare myself doctor fuckface right now if i could 

I’m literally crying what does she even throw are those turnips??????

@japhanfic

ITS ORNACIA

I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS BACK

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

holy SHIT LMAO

I FUCKING REFUSE

hands down one of the top 3 vines in existence 

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

ok but imagine shiro walking into the room carrying lance bridal style and everyone’s freaking out like “omg what’s wrong did something happen to him?” and shiro’s like “what no. he just didn’t want to walk here.”

i treat my body like a temple but i’m a 16th century calvinist