one flesh one end bitch

stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction

I know it's been said a million times already but it's just so funny to me that Harrow says to Gideon "I don't even remember about you half the time" almost right after she's been UP ALL NIGHT digging bones into the ground just to make a big show & stop Gideon from leaving. Scream. Baby girl do you hear yourself

genuinely believe your top 3 the locked tomb women could say just so so much about you

I love that Gideon the Ninth is marketed as a space opera when like 95% of it takes place on Earth. It’s marketed as lesbians exploring a gothic castle in space, but it’s NOT. The castle is very much on Earth!! I mean, we don’t know that it was Earth until book 3, in which case we were in space by then anyway, but still!

the thing is I actually do believe babs was vital to the mechanism of the tridentarii, in the way that a pressure relief valve keeps your pipes from blowing up

its so fucking absurd how necro cav marriage is frowned upon as if getting married is somehow more inappropriate than whatever the fuck silas and colum have going on. ianthe tridentarius has the legitimate in-universe grounds to look at magnus and abigail and think "wow how unnatural. thank god I'm normal"

All I want to do is relisten to Gideon The Ninth, TLT has ruined my life