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@cameron-the-comedian
Thanks, it’s not easy to make days here good, and be happy about it, you know. When you’re used to shitty days, feels like that’s the only kind of day there is.
It’s not a problem. With me, there isn't such a thing as a shitty day, I’m a riot. I do the dumbest shit. No dull moment! [laughing]
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As do I. Losing someone is not easy at all.
No, it’s really not. I think we can all say that we’re deeply sorry for them.
Hell, I’m even sorry for the police, I hope they stop the gang soon.
Thanks for the reassurance, darlin’. I’ll keep that in mind next time I want to be paid to be a bitch.
Not quite that ignorant, grandma. The old English broad sends a message if you make it to a hundred. Pretty damn stupid, if you ask me. Who even has their eyesight left at that age? Might as well give ‘em a bus ticket and say it’s a love note from the Dalai Lama.
You’d get a lot of money. [laughing]
Oh, grandma? That hurt my poor little heart-OH, is that a heart attack? Oh, no it just stopped for a small time. I got a love note from the Dalai Lama once, too bad I was with Gandhi at the time, hm?
Gotta be likeable to be a comedian. [a shrug]Â
Old is probably the right word for it. Wouldn’t you, like, break a hip or something?
You don’t have to be likeable, I know a lot of nasty people who made it.
Oh, I only break my hip when doing gymnastics, don’t worry about that. Plus, I’m not that old. I've only recently got my letter from the queen... oh wait, they don’t get them in america, never mind, that joke was lost on you.
Cameron, I like the name, it’s nice to meet you.Â
I don’t know the difference between bad days and good days really.
Well thank you. I love the name Valley. It’s very pretty. Suits you.
That’s a shame. Being so young and not sure what a good day is. Tell you what, if you’re ever having a shitty day, come find me, I’ll show you how to have a good day.
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 Cobalt’s a decent guy, fuck knows how the Brady Bunch are going to cope with the loss of Papa Bear. Here’s to hoping the culprits meet me down a dark alley on a bad day.
Man, you make better jokes than I do. And it’s even about the murder, you ever think about being a comedian? [laughing lightly]
Hey, you and me both, I’d give them the old what for.Â
Yeah, bunch of mopes, as someone once called it. That’s just life.Â
Oh yeah, I’m Valley by the way.Â
bunch of mopes, I like that!Â
I’m Cameron, it’s a pleasure to meet you Valley, I hope you’re doing well today.
I-I feel you. I know how it feels exactly to be in his place.
Oh, my. I’m sorry to hear. I lost my mother a while back, so I can relate I suppose, we all seem like a bunch of tragic backstories.Â
Oh man. It’s hard to make a joke at a time like this. I feel sorry for the family of that poor man who was killed.
Just some issues with my boyfriend is all. Every relationship goes through that right?
Oh, boy troubles. That’s something I've never had a problem with. Hey, you want to explain? Maybe I can help. I’m old, so with age comes wisdom right?
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Not exactly the best day I’ve had. But, enough about me, how are you doing?
My day was pretty pleasing.Â
Surely it wasn't that bad? You want to talk about it, Stranger?
Cameron Jane || 51Â || Osteokinesis || Jane Lynch FC || Taken
"Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else’s expense. And I find that that’s just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else’s feelings."
About:
Birth date: 14 June, 1960Â
Sexuality: Homosexual
Occupation: Comedian from Ireland
Family: Jasmine Jane[deceased; mother]Â
Biography:
Cameron herself was part of the first initial testing in crowns on the c-gene, she like many others signed up willingly when she was younger, being only fourteen when the first testing first began her mother found no problem with them both going into the testing; her young age helped Cameron heal from the horrors of the testing, and their mother fled from crowns with Cameron, who all but suppressed the memory’s of crowns and the testing. Cameron and her mother settled down in Ireland after fleeing from crowns; her mother got a job as a local teacher, and everything was perfectly normal for the pair. Cameron picked up a Irish accent being there so long and found a talent for making people laugh. She became well known throughout ireland as she grew up for her stand-up comedy gigs she did at random bars, or cafes, until she got given an opportunity to be seen on television, and from there on; many people knew her name.
When Cameron was in her late 30’s her mother was in a bank robbery and was one of the few people that didn’t make it out alive. Finding out about her mothers death triggered something in Cameron and she remembered everything about crowns. The loss of her mother, naturally made her step down from her comedy gig for a little while and never really went back to it. Cameron still loved making people laugh, and smile; but she was also filled with a sadness; she needed to know about crowns. Cameron set off, when she was fifty, and has been living there for a whole year, hardly leaving her house at all. She has recently decided that that is no life to live.
Personality:
Cameron is carefree and warm hearted, she tends to live her life flexibly. She has always been the type of person who wants to understand others. Cameron is not known to be quick tempered, she was taught to not act out through her emotions, but by holding back she can sometimes let her anger out at the wrong moment. She spends most of her time conversing with people at the roasters brew, which is where she is currently able to do a few stand-up gigs.
Power Description:
Cameron has complete control over the bones in her body, and is able to, grow, shape and manipulate them, however doing so causes a great amount of pain to cameron, and since she’s never been taught how to use it; she has no idea how to control it, but can manage to suppress it. Cameron when under a great deal of stress, or when extremely angry will be unable to suppress it any longer, it tends not to be too fatal, but when she is mad the bones will manipulate into sharp angular points, and tear through her flesh, mostly in her arms; causing a great deal of pain for her, not to mention how dangerous it is when they return to their normal state and she is left with rips in her flesh; she has a few scars because of it, thankfully she’s never used her power in front of people knowing they'd judge her for being different.
