Cambrie Evans

“I mean, it’s not. But it’s still nice to hear.” Jocelyn laughed, “I crave validation, what can I say.”

“I suppose I can give you that validation,” Cambrie teased leaning in to kiss her, “You’re absolutely beautiful, Jocelyn.”

“Coming from you, that’s high praise.”

“Coming from me it shouldn’t be much of a surprise though.”

“Very smooth, Evans.” Jocelyn laughed.

“I mean it’s not a lie. You’re so damn hot.”

“You aren’t dumb in any way, love. Blonde or not.”

“I feel pretty dumb whenever I look at you but that’s before all thoughts leave my head.”

“If you even think about dying before we’re both really old and wrinkly, I’m not above bribing a banshee into bringing you back.”

“Oh I already know you’re not. I might be blonde, but I’m not dumb when it comes to what you’ll do for me.”

“Well, we can’t have that. I’d much rather have you alive than the alternative.”

“Oh you aren’t getting rid of me that easily yet. You have a few more decades with me.”

“I’m not gonna say no to that.”

“I would have died from shock if you had.”

“We have too much sex for me to ever forget that, Cam. I might have to try now, just to see if it works.” Jocelyn teased, shaking her head. “Even though I doubt it would work.”

“Honestly I’d love to see you try. I want to see what kind of looks you can come up with, but for now I want to curl up with you.”

“I could try just to prove a point. But I enjoy the way things are too much to do that.”

“I really want to see you try because you’re literally the most gorgeous woman in the world. There’s nothing you can do to not be the hottest. And you have to remember you’re talking to the girl who wakes up beside you every morning without you putting any effort in and still wanting to go down on you every goddamn day.”

“I didn’t think you would.” Jocelyn laughed, “unless I’ve suddenly become undesirable overnight.”

“I don’t think you could be undesirable if you even tried, Jocelyn.”

“So does my boyfriend. It’d be a tragedy if they didn’t.”

“I mean we would have to replace them if they didn’t.”

“If you don’t know for sure I should probably work on that.”

“I wouldn’t say no to you trying to prove it to me.”

“If you’re not getting a reaction out of it, clearly they’re blind. Or broken.”

“My girlfriend always enjoys herself when I decide to share.”

“I find it all enjoyable.”

“Oh I’m sure that you do.”

“I don’t know, taking it off is pretty fun too.”

“Seeing your reaction doesn’t even compare to taking it off.”

“Very few things are quite so satisfying.”

“Especially when you get a reaction out of it.”