캄보이

❝You have invented a new kind of stupid.❞ 

❝A ‘damage you can never undo’ kind of stupid. An ‘open all the cages in the zoo’ kind of stupid’.❞

❝Truly, you didn’t think this through?’ kind of stupid.❞ 

❝Let’s review.❞

❝You took a rumor a few maybe two people knew and refuted it by sharing an affair of which no one has accused you.❞

❝I begged you to take a break, you refused to.❞

❝So scared of what your enemies will do to you.❞

❝You’re the only enemy you ever seem to lose to.❞

❝You know why ______ can do what he/she wants?.❞

❝He/She doesn’t dignify school-yard taunts with a response!❞.

❝So yeah, congratulations!❞

❝You’ve redefined your legacy.❞

❝It was an act of political sacrifice!❞

❝Sacrifice?❞

❝I languished in a loveless marriage in ______. I lived only to read your letters.❞

❝I look at you and think ‘God, what have we done with our lives and what did it get us?’❞

❝That doesn’t wipe the tears or the years away.❞

❝But I’m back in the city and I’m here to stay.❞

❝And you know what I’m here to do? I’m not here for you.❞

❝I know my sister/brother like I know my own mind. You will never find anyone as trusting or as kind.❞

❝And a million years ago she/he said to me 'this one’s mine’.❞

❝So I stood by, do you know why?❞

❝I love my sister/brother more than anything in this life. I will choose her/his happiness over mine every time.❞

❝_____, Is the best thing in our lives.❞

❝So never lose sight of the fact that you have been blessed with the best wife/husband.❞

❝For the rest of your life every sacrifice you make is for my sister/brother.❞

age gap aus: (cr.)

You live in my building and are so attractive let me always offer to carry your things up the stairs since the elevator is broken in hopes you’ll invite me in.

I’m a new Intern and my boss’s spouse is super foxy.

You’re an 800 year old vampire and I just turned 18.

I’m in desperate need for some cash so I became a Sugarbaby.

You’re my parent’s boss and I accepted your advances because I didn’t want them to get fired but you actually were just interested in me and you’re sorta cool.

We met online, hooked up and it turns out you’re my best friend’s aunt/uncle.

secretly dating/fucking aus: (cr.)

I’m your boss’s child.

You’re a really close friend of my sibling/parent/cousin/roommate but we also really hit it off?

We’re coworkers and usually that wouldn’t be a problem but I’m your boss, so stop looking at me like that.

You’re my RA and you signed a contract saying you wouldn’t hook up with your residents but can we overlook that for just tonight? and next week? and for the rest of the semester, maybe?

We hooked up after the office party even though there’s a strict no dating rule and honestly? we shouldn’t keep doing this but it was really fun.

soulmate aus: (cr.) / (cr.)

All of your dreams are your soulmate’s most significant memories from that given day.

Your soulmate’s hair color is the color of your eyes. the color of your eyes also changes to match the color of their hair if they dye it.

You wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them.

apartment aus: (cr.) / (cr.) / (cr.)

Your apartment is next to/above mine and I can hear you and your partner dancing and singing and the bed moving and you two laughing and talking in hussed tones and it won’t let me sleep so I bitch about it to you 24/7 and one day it stops and one day turns to one week and then months and I haven’t seen you smile in forever please let me in, I’ve been knocking for ten minutes.

I walked in on your ex yelling at you so you grabbed me and kissed me  so she’d go away and I’m kind of freaked out I literally just met you last week.

I accidentally took your laundry but just so you know you have awesome taste in underwear.

The walls are really thin and i can hear everything you’re saying could you please shut the fuck up new neighbor.

One person keeps showing up at the others place because they claim there’s always pokemon lurking there but really they just have a massive crush and wants to see them all the time.

famous aus: (cr.) / (cr.) / (cr.)

Plot where muse a is famous as fuck and creates a fake fan account on twitter/tumblr to feel kinda closer to fans and it’s all good and no one really knows it’s him and he’s getting to know what fans want from him but then enters muse b, who’s so completely in love with muse a and his music. The two begin to talk and they become friends and soon they’re texting constantly and she tells him everything and fangirls about her idol to him and they’ve both caught feelings really badly. So one day muse b gets a little scared that she’s being catfished so she asks muse a to video call her. Out of fear of losing her, he agrees and, surprise bitch, it’s her fucking idol.

We’re bandmates and we’re both straight as fuck but we’re currently on tour and it’s been a busy six months with hardly any time to go out and meet people, wanna hook up? It’s better than nothing, right? — But oh shit we’ve been at it for two months and the sex doesn’t really feel meaningless anymore and I have no idea what to do because aren’t we supposed to be straight?

I’ll use a random number generator and respond to…

1. Your character walking in on mine naked. 2. Your character walking in on mine on the toilet.  3. Your character walking in on mine having a tea party with stuffed animals. 4. Your character walking in on mine in the shower.  5. Your character walking in on mine waking from a nightmare. 6. Your character walking in on mine kissing a stranger. 7. Your character walking in on mine making a shady transaction.  8. Your character walking in on mine in a revealing costume. 9. Your character walking in on mine in bed with someone.  10. Your character walking in on mine being attacked by a masked assailant. 11. Your character walking in on mine waiting in bed for them.  12. Your character walking in on mine singing at the top of their lungs. 13. Your character walking in on mine watching pornography.  14. Your character walking in on mine in the middle of a mental breakdown.  15. Your character walking in on mine piss drunk.  16. Your character walking in on mine having a heart attack.  17. Your character walking in on mine having an embarrassing fall.  18. Your character walking in on mine throwing up.  19. Your character walking in on mine masturbating. 20. Your character walking in on mine trying on different clothes 21. Your character walking in on mine wearing your muses’ clothes 22. Your character walking in on mine crying 23. Your character walking in on mine shouting down the phone 24. Your character walking in on mine… [mun’s choice]

“ you’re mine. you hear me? ”

“ were you with him/her? ” 

“ why is she/he calling you? ”

“ do they know we’re together? ”

“ were you with him/her? ”

“ i don’t want you seeing them anymore ”

“ did she/he make a pass at you? ”

“ i know you were with her/him ”

“ you belong to me ”

“ i can’t believe you were with her/him ”

“ i don’t like the way he’s/she’s looking at you ”

“im NOT jealous ”

“ i thought you only had eyes for me ”

“ he/she can’t make you feel the way i make you feel ”

“ you’re too good for her/him  ”

“is there someone else?”

“ you were flirting with them ”

“ they were flirting with you ”

“ i don’t want you talking to them again ”

“ i can’t stop picturing you with him/her ”

“ the thought of you with him/her makes me sick ”

💝 I ship our muses, but we’ve never interacted

✨ I think your portrayal is on point, but it also intimidates me

💍 I want to be exclusives with you 

⭐️ We don’t rp, but I desperately wish we did

☀️ I want to rp with you, but I’m not sure how

💔 We’ve rp’ed in the past, but now we don’t

🎂 I’m new to your blog, and I want to be friends

🎉 We’ve been mutuals for ages, and this makes me so happy!

💡 I have a thread idea for us!

💌 I just think you’re amazing

because visualizing muses in these situations generally equates to puppies guarding each other and its wonderful

“No, don’t do that it’s not safe.”

“You’re scared of that, aren’t you?”

“Don’t touch her/him!”

“It’s cute that you tried to protect me and all, but you’re like a foot shorter than me, you know?”

“I will always step in between you and something like that.”

“Why? Because I don’t want you to get hurt, that’s why!”

“Do you think just because my feet don’t touch the bottom of the pool that I need a floatie?”

“The stepping stool is unecessary.”

“I’m not apologizing for what I said to that asshole/jerk… He/she was saying terrible things about you.”

“If you say another word about her/him, you’ll regret it.” 

“I don’t want to put you in that type of environment.”

“Make sure to tell me if you get worried, or nervous, or claustrophobic, or-”

“You could have been hurt.”

“I indirected him/her on Twitter for your honor.”

“I think you should leave this type of thing to me.”

“I’m gonna protect you.”

“You can hold onto me if you’re scared, you know?”

“I’m not leaving you alone.  Not now, not ever.”

“Let’s all watch a different movie.  This one freaks her/him out.”

“I get where you’re coming from dude, but honestly shut the hell up and don’t talk about her/him that way.”

“She/He isn’t an object.”

“She/he told me what you did, and all I’m gonna do is tell you to stay away.”

“You don’t know anything about her/him!”

“What?  You think that was funny?  You just insulter her/him, and expect me to laugh?”

“I’m not gonna let you put up with that.”

“Really, if you told me to I’d go punch them for you.”

“Wait, let me walk you home.”

“I’ll drive you, please– please don’t go like this.”

“It’s dangerous.”

“I’m worried about you.”

“I meant it when I said I would protect you.”

“I’m not stepping aside until you back up.”

“It’s too cold for you to come out here without a jacket on.”

“I’ll go see what the noise was.”

“Stay on the phone with me.”

“Promise me you’ll be safe.”

“I don’t feel comfortable with you going there on your own.”

“He/She did what to you?”

“I won’t let you go through something like that again.”

“I’m not perfect, but I’m trying my hardest to do everything to keep you safe.”

“Stay behind me.”

“I promised your mom to make sure you didn’t do anything stupid tonight.”

“I love you.  Of course I’m gonna defend you like that.”

“No, he/she isn’t good enough to take you out.  Trust me, I know.” 

“Are you planning to stay glued to my side this whole evening?”

“I’ll be okay, because I know you’re back here ready to step in if I need you.”

“Thank you for always sticking with me.”

“I’m really worried about her/him, but I don’t think he/she wants me to call.”

“I don’t know what I would do if something happened to you.”

“Like, I don’t expect to ever have to take a bullet for you, but I would.”

Kidnapper:

“I’m going to tie you up!”

“Stop struggling!”

“Stop screaming!”

“Get in the car!”

“I’m never letting you go.”

“Should I gag you or blindfold you first?”

“Open your mouth.”

“How does this feel?”

“You’re coming with me.”

“Tell me what I want to know and I’ll let you go.”

“Why haven’t they paid the ransom yet?”

“Would you rather handcuffs or rope?”

“How are you liking the cage?”

“I may have to kill you.”

“Put your hands behind your back.”

“They’ll never catch me while I have a hostage.”

“Talk, or I’ll have to make you.”

“Hogtied on the floor is a good look for you.”

“Stop crying, or I’ll have to hurt you.”

Victim:

“Please, don’t tie me up!”

“Let me go!”

“Mppff!”

“Stop pushing me!”

“Untie me!”

“Please, let me see!”

“Please, don’t gag me!”

“Stop doing that!”

“What’s the gun for?”

“I’ll never tell you anything.”

“They paid the ransom, now let me go!”

“Could you loosen my handcuffs?”

“Why is it so dark in here?”

“Please, don’t hurt me.”

“Stop hurting me!”

“Could you get me something to drink?”

“That hurts!”

“The ropes are hurting me.”

“please don’t forget”

“you know you should have stayed”

“you’re cold on the inside”

“there’s a dog in your heart and it tells you to tear everything apart”

“you ruin everything you touch and destroy anyone you love”

“i know that you can’t hear me anymore”

“it’s so loud inside my head”

“i haven’t been all that you could have hoped for”

“if you held on a little longer, you would have more reasons to be proud”

“i talk to the shadows hoping you might be listening”

“how can i say this without breaking?”

“i loved and i lost you”

“i don’t want them to know the way i loved you”

“i don’t think they would accept me”

“your heart fits like a key”

“it’s so quiet here”

“you said that you weren’t alone”

“you still owe me a reason”

“i act like i don’t fucking care”

“maybe you’re too good for me”

“lately colors seem so bright”

“i can’t admit that you’ve got all the strings and know how to tug them”

“losing you was something i always did so well”

“i don’t do anything anymore”

“sorry, i nearly lost my head”

“this feeling i dread, it makes me wish i was dead”

“i’ll be alone instead, i don’t need anyone in this bed”

“i come home on my own”

“i don’t care if i don’t look pretty”

“big girls cry when their hearts are breaking”

“i’m in pain”

“she gives me toothaches just from kissing me”

“i didn’t care much how long i lived”

“heaven and hell were words to me”

“i need to feel your hands upon my face”

“words can be like knives. they can cut you open”

“i think i might have inhaled you”

“i can feel you flowing in me”

“i miss you more than i thought i would”

“i never meant to start a fire. i never meant to make you bleed”

“i’ll love the world like i should”

“the blood on my hands scares me to death”

“you took a chance and you took a fall for us”

“my love, look what you can do”

“i know in peace you’ll go. i hope relief is yours”

“was i selfish again? well, i can’t help that”

“i pour my heart out on the ice and everyone’s watching but you”

“i can’t see you, you can’t see me”

“everybody’s watching but you, and i don’t think i want them to”

“there’s a bitter storm inside of me”

“i do it all for you”

“it’s all gone to shit, it’s out of our hands”

“if you’re searching for us, you’ll find us side by side”

“as long as we’re going down, baby you should stick around”

“does any of this love exist or is this just a fire keeping out the cold?”

“memories never lie”

“tell me that i’m right”

“your tired, unfamiliar face says it all”

“even though we all grow old, love will never die”

“that was long ago”

“i used to call you my own, my dear”

“now you’re lost and i am drunk alone”

“when you said your last goodbye, i died a little bit inside”

“if you loved me, why’d you leave me?”

“our love was made for movie screens”

“i tried to be someone else for you”

“i thought that i loved you, but we weren’t love”

“there was something that was not there”

“i can sleep forever these days”

“i believe in anything that brings you back home to me”

“there is no distraction to mask what is real”

“now you’ll be missing from the photographs”

“in my thoughts, you’re far away”

“i can picture you so easily”

“what’s gonna be left the world if you’re not in it?”

“every minute of every hour, i miss you more”

“it’s such a shame we have to see them burn”

“i’ve lost control of all of my senses”

“put me in my place”

“i can’t help but think of you”

“it’s always been just you and me”

“and i’ll hold in these hands all that remains”

“i don’t want to rest in peace, i’d rather be the ghost that annoys you”

“hold me in your arms”

“don’t listen to your friends, they only care once in a while”

“it’s pulling me back”

“when you go home, everything looks different”

“i wish you would tell me how you really feel”

“when you leave me, you take away everything”

“that’s not our deal”

“i want you so much”

“i want to go back to the first time, the first place”

“my heart is open like a door, but i don’t trust you like before”

“you came and took me by surprise”

“maybe one day you’ll be the one, but until then…”

“now i’m fucked up and i’m missing you”

“please just look me in my face and tell me everything’s okay”

“i’ll never be like you”

“absolve me of my sins, won’t you?”

“it hurts me everytime i see you”

“i hate that i love you”

“you want her, you need her, and i’ll never be her”

“do you miss me like i miss you?”

“wedding bells were just alarms”

“you said you wouldn’t but you fucking did”

“i guess this is moving on”

“you don’t care, you never did”

“you don’t give a damn about me”

“you’re only happy when your sorry head is filled with dope”

“if you’re looking for love, know that love don’t live here anymore”

“i don’t want to see you go, i just want to see you smile”

“tell me that now is not the end”

“if you’re trying to find pity, then you need to look somewhere else”

“i’m a first class let down”

“how did it come to this?”

“love is a polaroid- better in picture but never can fill the void”

“if it’s broken then it can be fixed”

“all you need is time”

“we promised the world we’d tame it”

“i wonder what keeps us so high up”