Calypso💋

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

We kind of saw this is For Good where he's laying against Elphaba and he's still naked. I think he'll definitely hold you and ask if you're good and stay with you, specially if he really cares about you. I think he's less attentive to one night stands and short flings but he will never be rude or leave right after. He seems like a leave in the morning kind of person not a leave right away one.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

I feel like he's not as superficial as he'd like people to believe. He's much more into the feeling than the look (not that he can't appreciate the view). Because of this, I think he picks favourites based on how they feel and how they make others feel.

Because of this, I feel like he'd love his hands and mouth because they're what allow him to touch and taste you.

On partners I think aesthetically, he likes legs but when it comes to touching-feeling he's a boob guy.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

I think Fiyero's distaste for cleaning after coming (see J) magically disappears if it means he gets to come on you. He likes the view and thinks it's a great motivator for round two. I definitely don't think he has a breeding kink, he's not possessive or domestic like that, but I do think he would love the visual of him physically dripping from between your thighs.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

I honestly don't think he'd be very secretive about his sex life or his preferences at all. There's not a single thing he's thought of done that he won't tell a trusted partner.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He doessss. Absolutely. Have you seen the smolder? He had flings in his previous schools. I wouldn't be shocked if one got him kicked out for inappropriate use of school facilities. When it comes to serious relationships, I don't think he's as experienced. Maybe he's had one or two but I feel like he had a hard time really opening up to anyone until after Shiz/Elphaba

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

I think he likes surrendering control so seeing you ride him, even if he has to do most of the effort moving up, is a favourite. He loves having access to your boobs and your thighs and being able to look at you and have you hold on to him. It's a flexible classic that can be either very sexy or very intimate.

During his hookup era in uni though I think he took a small pride in holding girls against the wall so they'd gush over how strong he was and how well he fucked.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

I think regardless of your relationship with him he's very fun. I also think he'd be really good at easing your nerves or laughing off any awkward moments.

On the rare occasion sex is slow, romantic and meaningful, I don't think he'll be afraid to chuckle or crack a joke but he'll do it in a sweeter way and much less often.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Based on the rest of his body hair (meaning, present but not too prevalent) I think he's probably trimmed but I will not deny myself the thought of a happy yellow brick trail leading to.

After he becomes the scarecrow I really hope the carpet doesn't match the anything but I'm afraid it will. On the good side, plucking the grass from the burlap must hurt less than shaving so... Something good?

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

For hookups? Not at all. I think he might throw in a kiss of the hands or sweet nothings but that's not romance. He's charming and gentlemanly but true romance and intimacy for Fiyero involves an emotional vulnerability and degree of knowing each other he'll only give to an established partner.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

I don't see him doing it too often because he either doesn't have a partner and can go find a one night stand easily during his uni days or he has a partner and he can be with them (yes, them, no one in this movie is 100% straight). Despite this, he's not adverse to it and will do it if it's the fastest or most available option for certain circumstances. I definitely think he got his own private room anywhere he went so people walking in would rarely ever be a worry of his. I also don't think he's picky about the place, just like with sex. He'll do it in the shower or the room or wherever is easiest to clean up because if there is one thing I don't think Fiyero likes is coming down from a high and having to clean immediately after.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

•Light bondage - receiving

I feel like someone tied his hands with a tie at a party once and he found it so hot and couldn't stop thinking about it. He loves when his partner takes control so holding his hands or tying them behind his back or over his head is a big yes. Not an everyday thing, for sure, but he won't complain about being teased when he does it to you so often.

•Edging - giving

Specially for long sessions with oral involved. He loves prolonging his time between your legs, but he'll never be too mean about it.

•Edging - receiving

Specially when you're on top of him. Because of his high stamina and patience, it's one of the only ways you'll ever see him start to get frustrated but he loves the prolonged feeling and the muttered pleas falling from his lips.

•Praise - receiving

He's very used to compliments so he craves the validation and sincerity of getting them in a more intimate space

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

I don't think he's picky. He'll have a quickie in a wardrobe if it's big enough. He doesn't really mind if people notice him getting back to a party with tussled hair and a few unbuttoned buttons.

In private, he'll do it in his room, the living room, the bathroom.

But I do think his favourite is a bed or a big couch. Anywhere he can sit back and comfortably watch you, he likes.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Just being asked? I feel like if he has the time and someone brings it up, is as good a reason as any. I think it's easy to approach him about it. He'll appreciate it if you go out of your way with sexy lingerie or some elaborate bedroom decoration set up but he doesn't need it. Just being told he's wanted and reciprocating that feeling is enough for him.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Despite his careless nature at first and his willingness to experiment, I don't think he'd do any hard, kinky stuff. I don't think he'd particularly enjoy hitting, cutting or bruising anyone (asides from hickeys).

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

I feel like he loves it, and if he has time he'll always sneak a round for it specifically. He obviously loves receiving but I think oral in one of the few cases where he prefers to take control. If you do it to him, his hands will linger near your head, play with your head and gently push you if you let him. If he's doing it to you, he's giving it his all and he's not leaving between your legs until you've come. He kisses your thighs and lets you grab him like he grabs you. He doesn't matter what's down there: pussy, dick, shaved, unshaved. He's eating good and he's eating happy.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Truly depends on the moment.

Quickie with a hookup? Fast and hard-ish.

Sentimental with a partner at home? Slow and intimate.

Average? I would say he can keep a good pace but I don't think he's ever harsh.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

I think Fiyero appreciates all enjoyable sex. He knows how to work with circumstances. If his partner only has a few minutes or he has somewhere to be and a hot date at his place he'll make the most of the time he does have.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

I don't think he actively seeks out super new experiences but I also don't think he's one to back down from a challenge.

Regarding risks, I don't think he could care less if anyone found him having sex. Big shock. An (ex)playboy prince found having sex is about as unexpected as a fork in a kitchen, meaning he would definitely take risks with the location. I don't think this stems from an appeal to exhibitionism, just a disregard for being caught.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can definitely take two. Three with reasonable breaks. Four if it's a whole day kind of thing.

He can also last a lot without coming and not be frustrated. I feel like he genuinely just likes sex and the preliminaries so he'll never rush anything.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

I don't think he owns many. He's good with his hands and mouth and has good stamina. If you had them or were curious I doubt he'd have any issue at all. He seems like an adventurous guy, willing to try most things once.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

I feel like he loves teasing. It's part of his casual approach to sex. If it's not an emotional night, he's definitely making comments and being unfair. Taking too long with foreplay (if such a thing is possible), touching you juuust a millimetre away from where you want him... He loves when you ask for exactly what you want and sometimes not giving it directly is the best way to hear it.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

I don't think he's too loud but he's not shy at all. He doesn't care where you're at, if you make him feel good he'll let you know. He'll grunt, moan, breath heavily or just outright tell you in a breathless way with that hot AF accent.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

I have two very different ones

•The one I'm unsure about:

Once he got slapped by a girl who had actually fallen for him in one of his trysts and he was kind of into it. He can't say if it was the adrenaline and dramatics of the moment or something else but he wasn't upset with her.

•A sweeter one:

He's a very clingy sleeper. Awful in summer. Great in winter. He loves being tangled up with his partner, completely safe in the sanctity of their bed.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

I think he is perfectly above average. Around 6". Not thick, not thin, slight curve. Just... Picture perfect like the rest of his looks.

I think he's a shower not a grower. Really upsetting based on the fact he wears tights the entire first movie but he's also a showoff at first so it makes sense.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

When single at uni, I don't think he'd refuse a one night stand with someone he liked or that he'd be shy about pursuing it. I'd say around 3-6 partners a moth with lower and higher drive periods. If he's in a relationship and when he's older I'd say his sex drive is stronger during the honeymoon phase and then settles into a rythym of once or twice a week, again depending on how busy you are outside of your relationship but I don't think he's one to sacrifice a nice date for sex when with an established partner.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)