calvinkink

What would happen if you got an email

i would check it

You sick fuck.

Trains were made for faggots, transsexuals, dykes, and autistics, and if you aren’t ready for that,I don’t know what to tell you

Weirdos can also ride the train if they like

Crazy idea….what if we didn’t use slurs for groups we aren’t a part of 🫢🫢🫢

fine. w*irdos can also ride the train

Does anyone wanan play ants with me?

OK can i be the crumb

FUCK no your the wet soil pile

The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it

Cats will sit outside your closed bedroom door beeping so sadly and brokenly and then when you finally let them in they walk around for 10 seconds and leave

Hold on I gotta try something brb

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ooo…. lady gagita

I don't dress like a "boy" or a "girl", I dress like you should not ask me to lift any heavy items